Yes, Crappers; Finally your dream can come true!
We here at WrestleCrap are giving you the chance to sleep with Trish Stratus (or “Patty”, if you prefer)… if you buy this cardboard stand-up of her, that is!
Yes; you can sleep with Trish, and help support WrestleCrap by buying her through this link (boy, does that sound bad out of context…).
That makes everyone a winner!*
*Everyone that is except for you, because you’re resorting to sleeping with a cardboard facsimile of a woman who’s completely unobtainable; you pathetic weirdo.