It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995.
8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas.
“WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically!
His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget.
On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and finds… this.
A lousy Jimmy Hart figure.
“Oh well…” thinks Tommy with a sigh. “At least now I have a guy for all my bad guys to beat up”.
And poor anyone else who was stuck getting this as a gift or buying it at K.B Toys because all the good figures were already sold.