Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00

In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart.

With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”.

All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly pink cereal pieces.

PinkGaySailorHippoCereal.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…

Thanks to Crapper Bryan Barrera for these nice images of the WCE Bret Hart cereal front and back of the box.

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21 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    Don’t show this to Brad Jones/the CInema SNob for “Brad Tries”

  2. DarthPitch says:

    Is that hippo voiced by Bill “Bullwinkle” Scott? Sure sounds like it.

  3. John C says:

    Yeah The Batman cereal had eleven years on this stuff. I don’t know what was more painful to watch on Brad Tries, The Batman Cereal, or The Chip Challenge but probably it was the 25 year old Zima. For a proper Bret Hart cereal shouldn’t it contain Maple Syrup. What better way to enhance the taste of Bret Hart than by gulping some refreshing Sunny D. Mmmmmm that Sunny D sure does go down real easy.

  4. Hew says:

    What? No appearance by Gay Popeye??

    FOR SHAME!!

  5. Crimie says:

    Patiently waiting for the Sting & Goldberg cereal entry. What do the boxes look like? What merchandise can I buy after I buy the cereal? What are the flavours? Are there even more sniff adventures with Cap’n Crunch?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I used up my one good joke for these things on that box, so you’re gonna have to hit up Google Images to see the other boxes. 🙂

  6. The Doctor of Style says:

    A Gender Studies professor somewhere has probably written an essay about that Punch Crunch box.

  7. jyri erik kork says:

    Well, since no one else has said it yet, I might as well.

    The best breakfast cereal there was, the best breakfast cereal there is, the best breakfast cereal there ever will be!

  8. John C says:

    But it’s a cereal that’s pretty el dandy.

  9. BigGoldBelt says:

    I tried some once, seemed kind of bitter.

  10. Cloister the Stupid says:

    *insert joke about Shawn Michaels Cereal making me lose my smile*

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