Someone Bought This: Train at Alex Wright’s wrestling school!

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Alex Wright Wrestling School flyer

Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

After seeing Rick Steiner selling houses on Somebody Bought This. I remember that “Das WunderBerlyn” Alex Wright has a wrestling school in Germany and here is an ad for it in German no less.

Aw crud, with a name like “The Wright Stuff” I was really hoping it would be a New Kids On The Block impersonator training school…

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Train at Alex Wright’s wrestling school!"
  1. Chris says:

    “Train with me, and you’ll have a hell of a wictory…I promise!” -Alex Wright

  2. Walt says:

    There are worse people who could train you. Bill DeMott, Hulk Hogan, Bellas…

    I liked Wright when he was in WCW, the dance was dorky but the music was cool.

  3. Matt Soileau says:

    “The Wright Stuff”—Alex Wright, Evan Karagias, and Shannon Moore. License to print money. Sugar Shane Who?

  4. DerFieseFriese says:

    Actually Wright has his own league too. New European Championship Wrestling, here’s the website: http://www.new-wrestling.de/en

    Greetings

    A german crapper

  5. AK says:

    And I was hoping it actually said the “White Stuff” so it could be a Weird Al Yankovic training school but that would be impossible. You can’t top Weird Al.

    Funny thing about this is I was actually considering submitting Alex Wright’s entrance theme to the Crap but since it is all kinds of 90s techno awesome I decided against it.

    I thought Wright was the prototypical babyface but I got behind him in large part because of his wrestling ability mixed with some high risk whatchamacallit maneuvers. Interesting that he never had a turn in WWF land. Perhaps that’s for the best though since I could only imagine him going through a worse repackaging then Berlyn.

    I am not commenting on the dance other than to say if you can’t do it well, then don’t bother trying it.

  6. Scrooge McSuck says:

    I can easily imagine the training at his school simply him doing his dance over and over (and over)… and now that god awful .gif of Blade is back in my mind. DAMN YOU, WRESTLECRAP!

  7. The Doctor of Style says:

    He seems to be pulling a reverse Berlyn, asking his German peers questions in English only.

  8. Mr Maddog says:

    That’s what I like about Alex Wright, looks like The Taxi Driver but dances like Milli Vanilli.

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