Someone Bought This: TNA really wants you to buy this laser engraved Jeff Jarrett guitar!

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TNA Jeff Jarrett laser engraved guitar

It’s a TNA guitar with a laser engraved picture of Jeff Jarrett on it!

I’m just going to copy and paste the description right from the listing…

THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST ITEM WE HAVE EVER HAD! IT IS AN OFFICIAL TNA GUITAR WITH TNA FOUNDER AND KING OF THE MOUNTAIN JEFF JARRETT LASER ENGRAVED ON THE GUITAR ITSELF.

IT IS THE MOST LIMITED ITEM EVER OFFERED AN ITEM LIKE THIS COULD GO FOR WHAT? A $1000? NOT ON MY WATCH, BABY!!!!

ONE TIME ONLY PRICE TO THE LUCKY FEW WHO GET THIS.

$199.99
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IN MY MIND THIS IS THE COOLEST AND GREATEST DEAL EVER OFFERED
BAR NONE! GEM MINT 10 BABY
ACT NOW!!!

PRICE $199.99
ALLOW 3 TO 4 WEEKS DELIVERY

If you think I made that up, here’s a screenshot to prove I didn’t!

TNA Jeff Jarrett laser engraved guitar description

So the MSRP was $299, but they had it on sale for $199.99, and it still wasn’t selling so now it’s on clearance for just $60?

That tells me they made a whole lot of these things, and that nobody wants them if they still have them in stock after Jarrett’s been out of the company for so long.

And how sad is is it that they’re still clinging to his country music gimmick from his first WWF run from 20 years ago?!

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: TNA really wants you to buy this laser engraved Jeff Jarrett guitar!"
  1. Hashington says:

    Much like Jarrett himself, these guitars never drew a dime.

  2. Guilty Party says:

    I’m actually a Jarrett fan (Yup, I’m the one!), but I wouldn’t pay six bucks for this. Much less ten or thirty-three times that.

  3. John C says:

    If it’s the most limited item ever offered how could a lucky few get it? The most limited thing you could have would be one of something. I’ll be selling a limited set of the original Ark of the Covenant be one of the lucky few to purchase this one item. If this is the coolest item ever like the ad says I wonder if the sellers name maybe Jeff Jarrett. It does cost money to start a new promotion destined to be a failure.

  4. AdamX says:

    I’ll pay 20 if I get to El Kabong him with it.

  5. Ed says:

    Even after he killed it in Spring Breakers, these things still stayed on the shelves?

  6. Mister Forth says:

    Greatest sales pitch Don West ever did.

  7. Down With OPC says:

    Can you, like, actually use this to, you know, PLAY GUITAR? I might just buy one if so.

  8. Ralphus says:

    I think it’s funny that it has a 3 star review, but I guess that’s a higher star rank that any of his matches.

  9. Guest says:

    I wonder if the guitar handle will break while shipping to your house lord knows how many times that happened to Jarrett.

  10. Black Swagger says:

    I will admit that I own one. I bought it last year when TNA was trying to clear them out. I paid 99 bucks for it, but got the guitar which was actually signed by Jeff Jarrett, his King of the Moutain DVD, and lastly a Jeff Jarrett T-Shirt. I thought it was a good pick up. And YES, it is a real guitar!

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