Someone Bought This: The dumbest baseball cap of all time- of course WWE made it!

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Daniel Bryan Beard Baseball Hat

Crapper Andrew B. writs:

The following link will take you to the WWEShop, where they are selling the dumbest baseball cap I’ve ever seen.

Words fail me.

You know, when I got this email from Andrew I read it before clocking on the link he gave to the WWE Shop, I thought to myself “How bad could it be? It’s probably some cap with a wrestler logo on it or something. It might not be too ugly…”.

Well, as it turns out; Andrew was 100% right.

This is easily the dumbest wrestling baseball cap I’ve ever seen.

It’s even the dumbest cap I’ve seen period; making those dirty and goofy Trucker Caps you can get at Spencer’s Gifts and at Hot Topic look positively dignified by comparison.

And I know that WWE’s marketing department was thinking in their own simplistic way… “Daniel Bryan is known for his beard, so let’s put that on a cap!”.

One should never wear a hat that looks like it needs a shave.

This is the kind of thing you shouldn’t even wear to a WWE event because even by WWE Event Dress Code Standards you’re still going to look like a pathetic loser with no sense of fashion and more importantly no sense of shame.

The only person I could think of who might be able to pull this off is Chewbacca

Chewbacca head shot

But even then, Chewie’s wife Malla would probably shout “ROAAR WARRRRGGGGH UGHA MWUBA LUMPY! boopa!”.

Translation: “Take that stupid thing off! You’re embarrassing little Lumpy, you jerk!”.

The WWE Daniel Bryan Beard Hat- stupid enough to cause poor Chewbacca to have to spend the night on the couch.

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18 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The dumbest baseball cap of all time- of course WWE made it!"
  1. BaltoJim says:

    Well, a guy could wear it backwards and look like he has a mullet…

  2. AK says:

    I am waiting for the “customer reviews” that will declare this hat being the best thing since sliced bread,. Too bad they don’t promote their stuff like they did in the 90s where they had wrestlers actually wear their merchandise. I can see Daniel Bryan sporting this hat..

    Then probably joining CM Punk and walking out of the WWE.

  3. Cameron A. says:

    This doesn’t go far enough. Two arms need to be below the beard, performing the LeBell Lock.

    At least this tells you Daniel Bryan is over enough that he has his own variation on Hulk Hogan’s fist helmet.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Really?

  5. Raven7309 says:

    I say WWE brings back the merchandise catalogue insert that the old WWF Magazines used to have and get Stephanie McMahon to pose for a picture wearing this hat, just like she used to model the old merchandise in the catalogue as a kid.

  6. Marissa says:

    I was browsing WWE Shop the other day and saw this. I wondered why they didn’t just make a hat with a beard attached, one that actually, you know, goes on your chin where a beard is supposed to go. But then again, I bought an Erick Rowan lamb mask, so I’m in no position to judge anyone’s wrestling-related fashion choices.

  7. Raging_Demons says:

    It looks like Cousin It had sex with it

  8. CBCB says:

    It looks like a really bad toupee trying to escape somebody’s head.

  9. Preparation Triple H says:

    NO! NO! NO!

  10. CP says:

    I would wear that! Seriously.

  11. No Pants Mafia says:

    Looks like 70s era porno bush, not that I’d know what that looks like…

  12. Craig says:

    I’m not sure how WWE expects this hat to sell, I mean surely not even Daniel Bryan is popular enough to move THAT bit of merchandise?

  13. Paul S. says:

    And to think one of the reasons the WWE is hesitant to put Daniel Bryan in the main event is because his merchandise isn’t moving as well as they want it too.

    • Scrooge McSuck says:

      When your few items of merchandise are bottom-of-the-barrel mark apparel, of course it won’t sell… really, WWE’s argument for his lack of top of the card push is merchandising… and yet THIS is what is offered. Punk and Cena have something like 20 shirts each. Bryan has, what, 2? And a stupid cap and doofy beard prop? Fuck that, I’ll buy a BITW shirt 10 times out of 10.

  14. Rich Rancid says:

    Thank you Scrooge McDuck! I was going to say the exact same thing. I can totally see WWE using this as a reason to punch him back down the card

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