Someone Bought This: Park, Park & Park rally towel- it should be against the law not to own one!

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TNA Joseph Park rally towel

 Show your support for TNA’s most esteemed Attorney (and all around good guy) Joseph Park with this “Park, Park & Park” Rally Towel. 

The Trolla Corporation (check them out on Twitter and Facebook) wouldn’t trust anyone else to defend them against all those pesky pending lawsuits that seem to crop up so often against their company…

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16 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Park, Park & Park rally towel- it should be against the law not to own one!"
  1. AdamX says:

    YOU’RE KAYFABIN’ ME BRO!

  2. John C says:

    You can throw it at Bob Backlund so he can relive the night that The Iron Sheik beat him for the title.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Wow, you could’ve gone for the Royal Rumble ’94 incident but you went old school! I’m impressed!

      • Zeedeevel says:

        Towel incident was at Survivor Series 1994.

      • John C says:

        Being old has it’s advantages. And not to do the nitpicky jerk move because your work here is awesome but I believe it would have been Survivor Series ’94 with the Hart throw in the towel finish.

        • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

          Can you tell I haven’t seen the 1994 PPVs in a long, LONG time? :)

          • John C says:

            “Hi this is your old pal Vince McMahon here and you know what would be the best way to watch all those old ppv’s? BUY MY !?$&ING NETWORK ALREADY!!! I’m no longer a billionaire for heaven’s sake. I’m trying to get the XFL Classics Network ready for a fall launch to crush those pansy NFL wimps.”

  3. Vealchop says:

    Possibly the greatest gimmick to come out of TNA.

  4. Guilty Party says:

    It’s a matter of time before the entire TNA merchandise catalog is presented as a Someone Bought This…

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      We have quite a few items from shoptna.com being featured in the coming months, yes. :)

  5. Rose Harmon says:

    Joseph Park is one of my favorite things that TNA ever did!

  6. Mister Forth says:

    I suspect he may be Abyss.

  7. graham says:

    i miss joseph park. wish they’d made him a separate character to abyss, not kept him wrestling though just for backstage skits.

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