Crapper Thomas Mossman writes:
I work for a printing company in Van Nuys, California, and while at work today, I came across this…
It was part of a three-item set of stickers, all labeled “Lovers”. I don’t know the common thread of the pictures, the other two of a couple and a very bloody boxer, respectively.
All I do know is that now there’s a reason to finally go to Virgil’s table at the next autograph show.
I’m going to assume this is one of those stickers that’s made in China where they mistranslated a word like “Partners” or something and this is the end result.
At least, I hope so.
Though, I admit a three-way lover’s quarrel between Andre The Giant, Ted DiBiase, and Virgil would be kind of interesting…
VIRGL: Ted, you bastard! How could you do this to me?! I thought we had something special.
TED: We did, Virgil! But Andre was there when I needed him.
ANDRE: Andre know how to make Ted happy like Virgil never could! Andre big! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He not small! No, no, no!
VIRGL: Fine! I don’t need you! I’ll always be a Wrestling Superstar!
ANDRE: Andre no mean to cause rift between millionaire and his man-serverent.
TED: It’s okay, big guy. We’ll go dive into my giant coin vault and swim around for awhile.