Steve Austin Room Guard

According to the item description, the Stone Cold Steve Austin Room Guard features:

  • Over 30 phrases & sounds
    5 electronic modes
    Authentic WWF licensed toy
    Ages 5+

Okay, so I sort of understand what this is, but at the same time I kind of don’t.

I get that it senses motion and then when it does, Stone Cold spews out one of his more kid-friendly catch-phrases like… I don’t know… “Stone Cold says get out or he’ll give you a butt-whooping!” or whatever…

So what are the other four modes about?

Also, “Try Me Or Else!”? Or else what?

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