Next Halloween; why bother buying your child an actual Cena baseball cap and shirt, and add some denim cut-off shorts from WalMart when you can just buy this cheap, cheesy, and tacky costume instead?
Turn your child into a laughingstock all in the name of saving a few bucks! Hope you enjoy watching the other kids beat the snot out of your precious child before they take all his candy.
The imitation “jeans shorts” look like something Steve Urkel would wear. “Nerd Life! This is Basic Urkelnomics!”