Crapper Paul S. writes:
So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic.
And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling that has a pistol grip and a tip that looks like a riffle. Yes we get that he’s a member of the Bullet Club but NOBODY needs an umbrella that can cause a panic, get you detained at the airport, or even get you shot by police.
Thankfully to my knowledge it’s only being sold in Japan a country with some of the strictest gun laws in the developed world, so the possibility of a wacko walking around with a real rifle is pretty low…
This just might be the worst piece of wrestling merchandise of 2017… at least there’s almost no chance that one of those ugly Enzo Amore shirts might kill someone.
Props to Marrow on the F4Wonline Board for pointing this one out to me.
Wow! That’s one of the stupidest, most potentially dangerous pieces of wrestling merchandise I’ve ever seen! This could easily get you shot at and possibly killed!
I can’t imagine who A). Suggested they make this and sell it, and B). Who approved it for production!
When it comes to oddball umbrellas, there’s only one man.. erm… bird I think of!