Someone Bought This: Hunter Hearst Helmsley How To Be A Snob shirt

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley Triple H How To Be A Snob shirt

I was re-reading Art’s fantastic induction of Hunter Hearst Helmsley (go read it right now or I will make you jump hurdles on a horse while trying to balance a glass of fine wine on your head) when I saw this screen shot of a Hunter “How To Be A Snob” shirt.

This is a rare example of a piece of WrestleCraptacular merchandise that completely flew under my radar at the time. I didn’t even know it existed until Art mentioned it!

UPDATE! Crapper Drew came through with flying colors and found some better shots of the shirt!

Hunter Hearst Helmsley How To Be A Snob shirt better picture 1 Hunter Hearst Helmsley How To Be A Snob shirt better picture 2

Thanks, Drew!

Did any of you Crappers have this shirt?

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Hunter Hearst Helmsley How To Be A Snob shirt"
  1. Raven7309 says:

    I think that WWE should update this shirt to reflect Triple H’s rise to power.
    1. Marry your way into power and controlling interest in the company.
    2. Bury as many potential threats to your power on the roster.
    3. Push your friends at the expense of all others.

    Gurnee million-plus seller!!

  2. Raven7309 says:

    I think that WWE should update this shirt to reflect Triple H’s rise to power.
    1. Marry your way into power and controlling interest in the company.
    2. Bury as many potential threats to your power on the roster.
    3. Push your friends at the expense of all others.

    Guaranteed million-plus seller!!

  3. The Doctor of Style says:

    Hold your (polo) horses, Paul–I submitted this to the “old” Someone Bought This back in 2007!

  4. The Doctor of Style says:

    As for the text, the old WC photo I’m going by is blurry and cropped, but it includes:

    “Education Requirements: Must Know Everything!”
    “A degree in Fine Dining and Etiquette is Required”

    And the back of the shirt was remarkably prescient. It says this (including typo):
    “On your rise to power, step on everyone! Your’re not coming back down!”

    I guess this shirt is to blame for corrupting HHH’s mind.

  5. Sean Wilkinson says:

    I’d rock this shirt at an NXT show to mess with the minds of those too young to recall his Connecticut Blue Blood Snob persona, raise some giggles and guffaws at its sheer silliness, and (hopefully) be seen by Trips himself for whatever reaction it would raise.

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