Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu and bonus pasta shapes

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Hulk Hogan Pastamania Menu 1

Crapper Gene Marsh (who is not mean, so far as I am aware) writes:

I don’t know if you guys have featured this before, but some recently found a menu from the grand opening of Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania!

Oh wow!

We’ve covered the Grand Opening of Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania before.

Let’s take a look inside and take a gander at the menu, shall we?

Hulk Hogan Pastamania Menu 2

Hulk Hogan Pastamania Menu 3

You know Crappers; there is nothing I love more than good quality Italian pasta in a freshly-made delicious sauce…

Hulk Hogan Pastamania pasta shapes

And I’m guessing this stuff was very much not that…

Apparently all the pasta was about as good as Chef Boyardee canned pasta. I’m guessing it was all microwaved and the sauces were pre-made.

I’m not surprised it only lasted a few months.

Hulk seems to have not learned his lesson from this business venture…

Did any of you Crappers get to eat at Pastamania? Share your experience in the comments below!

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46 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu and bonus pasta shapes"
  1. nomangang says:

    There were no Hulkaroos or Hulk U’s anywhere on that menu. The hell?

  2. Justin Henry says:

    hey Hogan, ‘Hulk You’

  3. CBCB says:

    It’s a shame this place closed down before Kitchen Nightmares came along. Oh how I would’ve loved to see Gordon Ramsay cut a promo on Hulk Hogan.

  4. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    R.D calls dibs on the piping hot delicious Side Bread!

  5. Scrooge McSuck says:

    Hulkaroni and Cheese

    HULKARAONI AND CHEESE. Life no longer need exist. I’ve seen everything.

  6. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    Not gonna lie, but I’d eat there. Love those Hulk shaped pieces of pasta. Then again, I like most shaped pastas.

  7. RD Reynolds says:

    Didn’t make it there, but I did make it to the NITRO GRILL. Even have a shot glass to prove it!

  8. Captain Crow says:

    The photos here should be part of the color spread in the Death of WCW anniversary book!

  9. carl zayas says:

    I cannot be the only one who wants to scream out PASTAMANIA in every conversation I have….can I? That was by far the most entertaining promo since Warrior’s plane hijacking one! Simply loved it!

  10. GeneMean says:

    I’ll take the pasta nuggets with white clam sauce.

  11. John C says:

    Sid Vicious is pleased to announce the opening of his new bar & grill, Scissors & Squeegess where he’ll make you his specialty cocktail, a Mudslide.

  12. Preparation Triple H says:

    I wonder if the sauces were stirred with the Thunder Mixer(TM).

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Oooh, excellent question. I actually think that if you tried to mix tomato sauce in the Thunder Mixer, it would break the thing.

  13. Anonymous says:

    This is utterly hilarious. I would have eaten there once just to be able to say that I had.

  14. Down With OPC says:

    Had the Fingerpoke of Doom taken place at Pastamania, it would have been referred to as, “The Spaghetti Incident?”

  15. Spunky Wolfe says:

    I went and ate at Hogans Beach last week when I was in Tampa. It was the best meal I had on the trip seems the Hulkster learned from serving glorified Spaghetti Os.

  16. John Matrix says:

    I have no artistic skill at all, and even I could have designed a better-looking menu than that.

  17. Otto Hack-Man says:

    I was there on opening day. The line was looooong.

    Linda (with young Nick & Brooke in tow) were a couple spots ahead of me in line.

    I think I had shells in clam sauce w/chicken for $5.75. If I had ordered 10 helpings at $57.50 it still wouldn’t have filled me up the portions were so small.

    Also it was cold. Not just lukewarm, but cold.

    Surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from it.

  18. Fred says:

    “Angel Hair” sounds like nickname for Thunderlips.

  19. John Q Occupier says:

    “Add meatball, $1.25″… is this just bad grammar or were they charging $1.25 per meatball?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      If it’s a small portion of spaghetti, they could give just one big meatball. I’ve seen that done in some places.

      • John Q Occupier says:

        Knowing how Hulk works, you’re probably right, which is a shame- I was kinding hoping for Mr Fuji yelling “ADD MEATBALL, ONE TWENTY-FIVE!”

        • Anonymous says:

          Yeah, but a lot of place have like a HUGE meatball that’s all you’d need anyway.

          However, the prices at this place were unjustifiably high as it was, so it wouldn’t surprise me if it really was a buck twenty five for each freaking meatball.

  20. Jed Shaffer says:

    When indigestion comes crashing down and it hurts inside … you gotta take a dump, and it’s gonna slide … well, if you’ve eaten here, you’d have rather died … the food would probably make Baby Jesus cry … Pastamania will kill a man … cheap crappy food right from a can … Pastamania will kill a man … try to eat right, and run for your life!

  21. Peter says:

    Anything Pastamania related is an awesome find.

  22. Excitement Personified says:

    I just got back from Dubai, and found myself in Mall of the Emirates – the one with the indoor ski slope. When I noticed that there was a Pastamania in the food court, I went berserk with glee. Sadly, it’s not Hulkster-themed at all, and it has branches in Kuwait, Brunei, Egypt and Communist China. Looks like the Iron Sheik and General Adnan won in the end.

    www.pastamania.com

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