I found this Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler on eBay and I’ve got to be honest Crapper…
It’s really freaking me out!
It’s just ugly!
t looks like some kind of demented puppet that could come to life at any minute and knife me right in the liver!
The switch on Puppet Hulk’s back is probably permanently stuck on EVIL.
I know what’s up with Puppet Hulk! He can’t fool me!
I’ve seen the Puppet Master movies!
I know the Hulk Puppet Kooler looks harmless, but then again so did the Chucky doll from the Child’s Play movies!
And we all know how HE turned out!
Okay, lets back to Hulk…
It’s signed by Hulk.
Anyway, take a closer look at this thing…
I don’t want to drink out of this horrid thing!
I want to step on it and throw it in my fireplace until it’s reduced to a pile of ashes.
Just.. keep it away from me!!!