Someone Bought This- Crush S.T.O.M.P figure with ironic accessory

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Crush S.T.O.M.P Figure

Crapper Jackson Adamczak sent in this Crush S.T.O.M.P figure and writes:

I just saw the Ivan Putski “Someone Bought This,” and made me wonder if you ever inducted the WWF S.T.O.M.P. action figures? I mean, Crush had a bullet proof vest and a GUN.

I think R.D already inducted these S.T.O.M.P figures before, but yeah, these are weird. There’s an entire line of them including one with an Underwater theme, and one with a Space theme. Check out all those other figures. Got to give them points for creativity, at least!

What’s funny (well, not really “ha-ha funny”, but strange) about this Crush figure having a gun is that a few months before this, he was arrested for having an illegal handgun. Was this figure some kind of rib on him?

He brought much shame and sadness to his beloved Clown Grandfather who up until that point had been so very proud of his brandon and his flowing mullet of justice.

Sad Clown

Ah, the tears of a clown… 

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This- Crush S.T.O.M.P figure with ironic accessory"
  1. Trench Reynolds says:

    Ghoulishly I bought the Brian Pillman one shortly after he passed away thinking it was going to be a collector’s item. I may even still have it packed away somewhere.

    • ReReallyrPeteGasW says:

      the funny funny about that is…. when stone cold broke into his house and Pillman pointed a gun at him?

  2. CarlMarksGuy says:

    It’s cool how the “Space” line features both the Undertaker AND Kane: at least as bad as some of their storylines were, they were never actually shot into orbit like OTHER ailing horror characters (“Leprechaun 4: Leprechauns in Space”, “Jason X”). (Four words: “Zero-G Katie Vick”)

    I also like how the Underwater Seige line features Rocky Maivia (the blue sea blue chipper):
    http://figure-archive.net/item.aspx?itemID=15501
    That’s just ridiculous…who’d buy THAT guy as a super soldier action hero?

  3. Andrew says:

    Notice the Sable figure and boy that look on her face looks so weird, and it was like it just gets worse with the next line. Wasn’t the premise of S.T.O.M.P. that the WWE had a special forces unit lol

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