
WWF Macho Machine
From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…”

RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll pass.
Especially at $339.95.

Just imagine of the Ultimate Warrior had this…..
Macho Machine just doesn’t have the same ring to it that Giant Machine, Super Machine, and Piper Machine have.
The strangest thing is that the beach bully appears to be Art Donovan (which of course raises the question, “how much does dat machine weigh?”)
I just ordered mine.