Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

8 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 15:00

WWF Macho Machine

From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…”

RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll pass.

Especially at $339.95.

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine"
  1. MisterSpiffy says:

    Just imagine of the Ultimate Warrior had this…..

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    Macho Machine just doesn’t have the same ring to it that Giant Machine, Super Machine, and Piper Machine have.

  3. CarlMarksGuy says:

    The strangest thing is that the beach bully appears to be Art Donovan (which of course raises the question, “how much does dat machine weigh?”)

  4. Ben says:

    I just ordered mine.

  5. AK says:

    I feel conflicted. Macho is advertising his Macho Machine, yet he’s also wearing an Ico Pro t-shirt.
    Is this one of those things where you have to do what I assume is the Macho Workout on the Macho Machine in combination with a steady diet of Ico Pro supplements to see results?

    Would the t-shirt also cost $399.95 (or 4 easy payments of $84.99)? I would totally wear that shirt today.

  6. Jeremy says:

    Gotta love the subtle WWE message there: Don’t be a puny wimp who backs down from bullies, make sure you get all big and muscular so the bullies automatically back down from you, because no one who’s under 6 foot tall and weighs less than 250 pounds could ever stand a chance in a real fight.

  7. Christopher Olsen says:

    The only way you could go from looking like the before to the after picture in 12 weeks is if this thing came with free office visits to Dr. Zahorian.

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