Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00

Stone Cold Phone

Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors.

“How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Spice Channel? Because Stone Cold Blade Brakestown says so!”

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone"
  1. zombie ducky says:

    my old roommate had this

  2. Bone White says:

    That was ok apart from the bad reception….every time I used it people on the other end kept saying”what”…..

    I’ll get my coat again

    • CarlMarksGuy says:

      Yeah, and every time I went to hang up, I tripped on the cord, hit my jaw on the handset, and was knocked out (stunned, one might say).

      Uh, I’ll go get Boney’s coat.

  3. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Well, he was the Ringmaster after all…

    See; ’cause a telephone rings, and… yeah. :)

  4. Scott "The Man" Matias says:

    10 bucks says JR owns AND uses this

    • Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

      Stone Cold: Hello?
      J.R: STONE COLD, STONE COLD!
      SC: WHAT?
      J.R: BAH GAWD STONE COLD, FRUITY PEBBLES
      SC: WHAT?

  5. Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion says:

    I’m just wondering why Skeletor’s face is on it. I mean, really, is that not a dead ringer (no pun intended) for He-Man’s nemesis?!?

  6. Frank says:

    I can’t believe an electronics company thought this was a good idea.

  7. twilite_rider says:

    What? What? What?

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