Stone Cold Phone
Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors.
“How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Spice Channel? Because Stone Cold Blade Brakestown says so!”