Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37

RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla.

Let me repeat this:

“What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Layla…and well…oranges!! Now own the orange signed by Layla from her recent photo shoot.”

Let it be known that we love Layla. She’s our favorite Deever. And yes, she looks quite good in orange.

None of that matters.

No, what matters is the fact that WWE IS NOW SELLING PRODUCE.

If you ever run into anyone who questions whether Vince McMahon is the greatest promoter that ever lived, the statement “he got some schmuck to drop $32.50 for an orange” should end the argument.

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2 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges"
  1. Erik Majorwitz says:

    Eat the orange, keep the peel!

  2. Dev says:

    Orange you glad you didn’t buy that?! (Sorry)

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