Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

15 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00

From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″

RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb enough to buy this probably couldn’t figure out an 18 piece puzzle.

Hey, wait a minute. There were no bidders on this, therefore, no one bought this. With that in mind, here’s a shot of Kerry’s official WWF t-shirt!

Come to think of it, no one probably bought that, either.

Poor Kerry.

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15 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle"
  1. Joseph S. Hasan says:

    “Oh man is this ever gay”- we live in 2013, evolve already.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      No, he’s right. It’s really gay… as in homoerotic. Between the big, feathered hair, the buff body, and the “come hither” pose…

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    I want that Kerry shirt! That is awesome.

  3. Simongr81 says:

    It’s not gay, it was meant for a female audience.

  4. Trench Reynolds says:

    It would have been a more accurate puzzle if one of the pieces of his feet was missing from it.

  5. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    You know, if Gene Snitsky were gay; he’d probably have a thing for Kerry and his prosthetic foot.

  6. Rose Harmon says:

    I would totally wear that Kerry shirt!

  7. Avi Krebs says:

    I bet if it had his signature and not a stock printing of his name it would have sold like gangbusters.

    On an unrelated note, I do not know what gangbusters are.

    • BaltoJim says:

      Gangbusters was the porn parody of Ghostbusters back in ’84…

      • Paul R. from SpookCentral.tk says:

        Actually, that would be “Sexbusters”. No, I’m not kidding. Yes, it sucked (pun intended) and had nearly nothing to do with Ghostbusters.

        Trust me on these things. I’ve been the webmaster of a Ghostbusters website for 16+ years. Plus, I once wrote a lengthy article about Ghostbusters Porn (search for it on my site’s blog if you’re inclined to know more).

  8. Brother Bruti says:

    C’mon Kerry absolutely, positively, 100% never looked homoerotic in anything he did ever. Especially not in that picture where he’s kneeling next to a kiss blowing, pants undone Michael Hayes, holding a full glass of white liquid.

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