Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

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14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure

Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Gooker figure on his shelf, matched by my wonderful Black Scorpion from Starrcade ’90 I have sitting on my desk. 

Much like RD and I made our dreams come true by having the Scorpy and the Gooker come to life, some guy on eBay decided to erect his ultimate WWE fantasy figure.

Yes, I said erect.

Apparently, this eBay user was so dissatisfied by Jakks’ somewhat limp version of Edge, he decided to attach a custom Secretariat-sized cock and balls to Adam Copeland’s crotch.

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    Nipples too!

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    AreolaEdge.com. I bet that URL’s not taken…

  3. John Rike says:

    That must be the Lita / Beth Phoenix pleasing model

  4. CarlMarksGuy says:

    So, is that from the “Ruthless Erection” line (otherwise known as the Rene Dupree collection)?

  5. Bone White says:

    I don’t wish to alarm anyone but has he got that gap between his chest and stomach in real life? No wonder he had to retire.

  6. Jozzy Von Rokkenstein says:

    OK…I’ve seen some cool custom toys before…but this one takes the COCK…I mean CAKE!!!

    Really, why in the blue hell would someone do that? Did I miss the sex-ed class where we learned chicks like action figures purely for visual fantasizing???

    Should they re-release his DVD set and call it “Edge: Decade of Dick-adence”???

  7. Mike says:

    Anyone else think they should start making wrestling action figures like they did in the 80s?

    http://geekcentricity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wwfwrestlingsuperstars.jpg

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