Someone Bought This: Chyna’s book bloated full of bitterness and bitching

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Chyna If They Only Knew book

I know R.D already featured Chyna’s autobiography “If They Only Knew” as an induction years ago on the old site (the induction is well worth reading!) but I just had to bring it up again.

Think about this for a minute… Somebody decided to let Chyna write a book.

May I ask why?

It’s selling new for under $3, and used for a penny on Amazon Marketplace.

You really should go buy it for two reasons:

1. It helps support this here website when you buy it thru this link.

2. It will help you realize just how happy, and well-adjusted you really are compared to Chyna.

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20 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Chyna’s book bloated full of bitterness and bitching"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    My mom bought this book for me when I was in high school in return for painting a table.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      You got screwed worse than Bret Hart with that deal.

      • MANnY says:

        I got it for free for no reason and I feel screwed worse than Bret.

        Seriously, the only positive outcome from this book being published is so that it would be an entry here on the World’s greatest website of the World, WRESTLECRAP!

        Buy the WrestleCrap books!

  2. Frankie The Lobster says:

    Man, that title. It still sounds so much like it’s trying to draw you in with a big secret. Like that one rumor about Chyna being revealed to be true.

  3. Doc75 says:

    i actually had gotten this az a birthday present several yearz ago from a buddy of mine. he bought it at a thrift store for a dollar. maybe 3 dollarz iznt so bad after all.

  4. John C says:

    It was that period of time when the mainstream media was on their wrestling is red hot phase and anyone of name value was getting noticed. “She” had the Playboy issue so might as well crank out a book to go with it. Since everyone else was doing a book at that point I’m surprised we didn’t get this one: Tales from the Backside-The Story of Mr. Ass. Or this book: Just Add a Pinch-The Tragic Life of Pepper.

  5. Sean Bateman says:

    At least that is better than her porn career

  6. Mister Forth says:

    Has she done anything recently that wasn’t about sticking it to people she hates? I shouldn’t have asked.

  7. Andrew says:

    I saw this at a Goodwill Bookstore, I was tempted to buy it but didn’t I think it was going for 2 to 3 bucks at the time. I did however pick up Mick Foley’s 1st book and Kurt Angle’s book. Also I’ve picked up Chris Jericho’s 1st book at a Dollar Tree.

  8. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I’d like to point out that I’m a published author…

  9. Rose Harmon says:

    How is Jericho’s book? I haven’t read it yet.

    • Big says:

      Both of Jericho’s books are fabulous (and often hilarious). Have his third book on pre-order for October already. One of the best things about them is they’re not released through the WWE so he can pretty much steer the stories any which way he pleases.

  10. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    I just bought this book on Amazon. I hate you. :P

  11. Vealchop says:

    I’m waiting for the books on cassette version as read by Nicole Bass.

  12. Formerly From Tokyo says:

    So, is it only “b*tching” when a woman complains? As progressive as some male wrestling fans like to pretend they are, when stuff like this comes up, the truth will out.

    Whenever I think of this woman, I feel kind of sad for her, actually. I think she truly did end up getting a raw deal in WWE and it just all went downhill from there, in part due to her crappy life choices and not being able to deal with her circumstances, nor her demons. It’s too bad she went the route she did, because, whether people like it or love to hate it, she might could have had something in TNA.

    She’s not the only former wrestler that’s gone to porn or prostitution (I can only think of a man in the latter case).

  13. Formerly From Tokyo says:

    Missy Hyatt’s book might be more digestible fare for male wrestling fans, I’d imagine.

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