Gagne Raiders Action Figures
With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS.
Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof:
One can only imagine the fury of the real Rambo, should he ever run into his hapless namesake. I’d imagine it would be something like this:
And just to verify the death, I’d suggest that both Waylon Mercy and the Black Scorpion somehow be on hand.
A truly fitting end for a military man so pathetic that he makes one long for Corporal Kirchner.