Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

13 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 09:00

From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.”

RD: I was already to bury you for being a nerd wearing nWo boxer shorts, but I was totally dumbfounded by the following line: “These are official WCW boxer shorts, not a bootleg.”

Is there really a black market for wrestling underwear? And why is this the first I’m hearing of it?

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    At one point there might have been an NWO Yellow and an NWO group for each one of those colors for all I know. Wouldn’t surprise me.

  2. Bone White says:

    After a curry, “NWO Whiffpack”

  3. Jozzy Von Rokkenstein says:

    When your twig and berries are nWo…your cock n’ balls are nWo 4 life!!!

  4. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    I’m not ashamed to admit I’d wear the fuck out of these.

  5. Kenneth Wise says:

    Of course there really comfy, little Jimmy.

  6. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    That reminds me, I’ve got some Sting boxers I’ve been meaning to submit to this site for ages…

  7. pyoobez says:

    I used to have nWo wolfpack boxers my mom bought me in high school. I rarely wore them as I hate the straight up elastic band they use instead of fabric over them.

    Somewhere, I also have a pair of those black drawsting shorts she got me with the WWF scratch logo that Crash Holly and others would rock backstage.

  8. Andrew says:

    When did we have NwO Team Yellow? green I guess was LwO and blue the BwO. I guess the leader of Yellow was the Yellow Dog

  9. Rick C says:

    Not the first time a NWO logo will be worn around a bunch of dicks and assholes.

  10. Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

    I’m sorry but I find these boxers to be highly tacky.

    I immediately question the taste of anyone who rocks them.

  11. Shawn says:

    I had nWo boxer shorts too. Except mine were Black and white on the front, Wolfpac on the back. I used to wear them to sleep in because I couldn’t bring myself to wear them out of the house. There is a line on merchandise based off my geeky hobbies that I’ll rock outside and pro wrestling underwear passes that line out.

  12. Frank In New York says:

    Somebody got me Goldberg boxers for Christmas back in my high school days. Only problem is I don’t like boxers. Have no clue what happened to them or I would have shared a pic.

  13. TimeForTimer says:

    I HANKER FOR A HUNKA CHEESE!!

    With that out of my system, I will say that this is one of the dumbest ideas for NWO merch. Why not classic black with white or white and red NWO logos? That would be more appropriate. Hell, one w/white and one w/red logos could have worked also.

    If they had went with just black boxers you wouldn’t have had to worry about skid marks either. Especially since it goes without saying that a vast majority of male wrestling fans probably have a major issue with that kind of thing.

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