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Text By Simon Rawls

What if...Barry Windham didn't join The Four Horsemen in April 1988?

Part VI

Things have never been more hectic in the NWA. Not only is Ric Flair getting set to challenge "Dr. Death' Steve Williams in a rematch for the World Title, he has gotten Williams' mentor, "Cowboy' Bill Watts to stand by his side. Sting, having just made it clear to Eddie Gilbert he had no intention of rejoining his stable is getting set to challenge his former mentor. And what will come of the feud between Rick Steiner and his younger brother, Scott, who has taken Rick's spot in Kevin Sullivan's Varsity Club?

March-April 1989

On the next World Championship Wrestling, The Varsity Club defends the World Tag Team Titles against Michael Hayes and The Junkyard Dog. Two skilled ring veterans who are no strangers to one another, the two former enemies work surprisingly well together. At one point, Michael Hayes sets Mike Rotundo up for looks like will be a finishing DDT while JYD keeps Scott Steiner at bay. However, Kevin Sullivan jumps on the apron and distracts Nick Patrick, while a large blonde man with a mullet storms the ring and nails the Freebird on the back with a steel chair. He then exits, and Patrick turns around. Seeing Rotundo covering Hayes, he makes the three count.

Afterwards, The Varsity Club is interviewed. "Folks, first off, I want to congratulate Mike and Scott on a great, clean victory. Good job men!' Sullivan says clapping. "And now I want to introduce to everyone here, the newest member of The Varsity Club, from the University of Georgia, 'Dangerous' Dan Spivey!' "Thank you, Kevin.' Spivey says. "And Mike, Scott, I am so happy to be on the team. I know I will contribute great things to The Varsity Club and we will be the NWA's top squad!' "That's right, Dan!' Scott Steiner says. "And Rick, you and Simmons have a rematch against me and Mike at Ragin' Cajun. Big brother, get it through your thick skull; your days of being the top Steiner brother are over! For months I begged you to get me in the NWA and you kept making excuses. But, not Kevin.' he says as Sullivan nods with a twisted smile. "He got me in right away. And not only that, he took me right to the top. Watch out Rick, your time is done!'

Later on, "Dr. Death' defends the World Title against Kendall Windham. The U.S. Champion's younger brother fights with all his heart, but he is simply outmatched by "The Good Doctor'. Williams uses his power and skill to pound Windham into the ground, finally finishing him off with his Oklahoma Stampede. After the pinfall, he picks his fallen opponent up and hits a hard gutwrench suplex on him. Ignoring Tommy Young's warnings, he then gorilla press slams him, then kicks him for good measure.

After the match, he, Gilbert, Shane Douglas and Missy, go for an interview. "So Flair, you think you pulled some great coup, bringing back Bill Watts?' Eddie Gilbert says. "Well guess again, Ric! That old coot couldn't deal with me three years ago and he is even less capable of dealing with me now. Hyatt and Hot Stuff International is bigger, stronger and more talented and powerful than we've ever been.' And pointing to Williams he says "And if you think this man will show you any mercy... well...' he says with a slight laugh. "Bill,' the Word Champion says, "let's get one thing straight. I do NOT appreciate this stunt you're pulling. Showing up in Ric Flair's corner against me, your best protˇgˇ? How dare you? After all we've been through. If you think, I am going to show you any mercy for old time's sake, well think again! Look what I just did to that little runt in the ring, there. That could be you Bill, that could be you!' Missy Hyatt then chimes in "Watts, go back to your nursing home where you belong before it's too late. That's free advice from your old pal, Missy.' "Well said.' Shane Douglas states. "And Terry Funk. You thought it was funny to use that cage like a cheese grater on my face at War Games? Well old man, come Clash of the Champions, you're all mine. Enjoy the next few weeks, cause come April 2, your being put out to pasture!' "And Sting, don't think all this is distracting me from you. Better call some local morticians in New Orleans and arrange a jazz funeral, cause you're being put out to pasture!' Gilbert says concluding the interview.

From now on, "Dr. Death' approaches every match with more fire and zeal than previously seen. Hell bent on setting an example, he not only beats his opponents during matches, he insists on beating them without mercy after he wins. Ivan Koloff, Johnny Ace, The Italian Stallion, Ranger Ross and a slew of others all face the hard hitting hand of "Doc'. On an episode of World Wide, "Cowboy' Bill Watts and "The Nature Boy' are interviewed.

"Bill, first off let me welcome you back to the wrestling world!' Bob Caudle says. "Now what brought this unlikely alliance between you and Ric Flair?' "Thank you, Bob.' "The Cowboy' responds. "Well, it's actually pretty simple. Even though I've been out of the rasslin business the past couple of years, I've still kept up with it regularly. And the NWA has always had a special place in the 'Cowboy's' heart. And when I saw Eddie Gilbert make his return about a year ago, my heart jumped. And seeing what he has done since then brought back way too many bad memories. And when he got 'Doctor Death' to join up with him... well it broke my heart and made me sick. Physically sick. I mean 'Doc' is like a son to me. But that being said, Steve, you may make callous threats towards me, but just because I'm a little over the hill doesn't mean I can't still throw down with the best of them.' Clenching his fist, he says "You get in my way and I'll show you just how much I belong in a nursing home. And 'Hot Stuff' I highly recommend you steer clear. Highly recommend it!' "Bob Caudle,' Ric Flair says, "I knew I needed the best watching my back. And there is no one rougher, no one tougher and no one who possesses more grit than 'Cowboy' Bill Watts. Williams, at Clash of the Champions, Ric Flair becomes six times World's Champion! Wooooo!'

As the Clash grows closer things intensify even more. The Varsity Club is given a chance at adding to its title collection as "Dangerous' Dan Spivey is given a United States Title shot against Barry Windham. "Dr.  Death' continues his rampage against his opponents.

On the Main Event before the Clash, Terry Funk wrestles Jack Victory. Though Victory is the larger man and has the ever cunning Paul E. Dangerously in his corner, he cannot match the skill and tenacity of the legendary Terry Funk. Dodging a turnbuckle charge then laying into Victory with a series of rights and lefts, "The Funker' slams his larger opponent, then piledrives him for the victory. After the match, he gives his take on his upcoming match against Shane Douglas.

"So that little runt thinks he can put me out? Does he not realize who I am? What I've been through? So I grinded his head against the cage. 'Waaah'' Funk says mockingly wiping his eyes. "Look at this head.' he says pointing to his scarred forehead. "You don't think I've had it grinded against metal? I've been stabbed, hit with brass knucks, slammed with ring bells and chairs, set on fire, and about a thousand other things. But you don't hear me whining. Douglas, you may have talent, but I don't think you have the stomach for this industry. Maybe you should consider another profession. But don't come mucking up mine!'

April 2, 1989: Clash of the Champions VI: Ragin' Cajun

How fitting that "Cowboy' Bill Watts would make his major event return at the Louisiana Superdome, a venue where he promoted so many top notch cards. And this jam packed lineup is destined to go down with some of the best that the Crescent City has ever seen.

The action starts with the now familiar tune of "Hot Stuff' blaring from the Dome's loud speakers. "Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert comes down looking proud as a peacock with his "better half'. Then the Television Champ's music hits and the crowd starts cheering. Sting, the NWA's new franchise player, comes down taking time to give fans fives as usual. He enters the ring and stares down his former manager who returns the favor. The bell rings and the two circle one another. Finally they lock up. Sting outpowers Gilbert then kicks him in the stomach. He then lifts him over his head and slams him. He screams to the crowd as Gilbert crawls in reverse to the corner. "Hot Stuff' then slowly gets up and as Sting approaches, he pokes him in the eye. Gilbert then goes to work on Sting, biting, clawing and kicking his ex-charge. He is in control until a missed clothesline, which Sting counters and turns into one of his own. Sting then returns Gilbert's favor from earlier, turning up the heat on "Hot Stuff'. After a hard hip toss, Sting throws Gilbert from opposing turnbuckles and attempts the Stinger Splash, but Gilbert moves out the way at the last second and Sting hits hard. Gilbert turns this to advantage and works the champ over. A minute later, he hits the Hot Shot and makes a nonchalant cover, with a wide grin... but Sting kicks out at two! A frustrated Gilbert starts kicking away at Sting. He picks Sting up, slams him down and climbs to the top rope. He comes down with a double arm fist smash, but Sting counters with a punch to the stomach. Both hurt, Gilbert seemingly recovers first and tries a dropkick, but Sting dodges it. Now recovering, Sting picks up the pace and takes it to the challenger. Sting grabs Gilbert by his hair and slams his head into a turnbuckle ten times while the crowd counts with glee. Gilbert once again pokes Stings eyes. After taking a second to catch his breath, he moves to throw Sting into the opposing turnbuckle, but Sting reverses and this time hits the Stinger Splash dead on. He then locks in the Scorpion Deathlock. Gilbert holds on for a bit, but realizing the inevitable, gives it up.

The next match is for the U.S. Title. No strangers to each other (Windham actually helped train Spivey to be a wrestler) the two have a very competitive match. Spivey is the stronger of the two, while Windham is quicker and has more skill and experience. Control flip flops back and forth. After stunning Windham with a big boot, Spivey attempts a bulldog headlock, but Windham pushes him off and Spivey falls down. Windham then counters with a lariat and gets a close two count, though Spivey throws the U.S. Champion off him. The match continues until both are thoroughly beaten and bruised. Spivey sets Windham up for a one shoulder power bomb, but Windham is able to turn it into a small package and pick up the win.

Not happy with his loss, Spivey and manager Kevin Sullivan attack Windham and proceed to beat him down. The crowd cheers as Lex Luger charges to ringside, picks up a chair and clears the ring of The Varsity Club. The cheers grow even louder as "The Package' picks up the microphone. "Barry, you and I go a long way back. And while I can't agree with your decision to side with Flair, I realize that doesn't change the fact that you are a stand up guy. And no matter what, we will always be friends.' Windham, still on the mat, nods with a smile. "Come on champ, let's go grab a beer.' Luger says offering Windham his hand. Barry grabs Lex's hand and Luger lifts him up, then drops him with a hard clothesline! "That bastard!' Jim Ross yells. Luger then gives a pompous smile as he picks up the steel chair he brought to the ring. Windham pleas for mercy, but to no avail. His former best friend pounds him mercilessly, until he stops moving. He then kicks him a couple of times for good measure before finally leaving the ring. Windham has to be helped out on a stretcher.

The World Tag Team Title rematch comes next. Coming down with just Missy, Ron Simmons and Rick Steiner look determined to recapture their gold. But Mike Rotundo and Scott Steiner are equally determined to keep it. Rick Steiner wants to start off with his brother, but has to settle for Rotundo. "A wise move, keep him frustrated.' Jim Ross comments. The match is as expected, filled with great technical wrestling and hard hitting. Both sides of course try to take short cuts whenever available. At one point Ron Simmons hits a hard powerslam on Scott Steiner forcing Mike Rotundo to come in and make the save. Simmons then tags in Rick, who does a number on his little brother. He hits a hard Steiner-Line then barks to the crowd. He then connects with a belly to belly suplex and gets within centimeters of a three count. Frustrated, he rams his brother's head against Ron Simmons' boot and tags "The All American' back in. Simmons then attempts to throw him across the ring, but Scott is able to reverse and hits his now named Frankensteiner on Simmons, though is too hurt to try for a pin. Both struggle to their corners. Simmons is able to tag in Rick, who stops The Varsity Club exchange by slugging Mike Rotundo right before Scott can reach him. He then starts pounding on his younger brother, but Scott blocks the punches and starts swinging back. Mike Rotundo then enters the ring and attacks Rick, prompting a Ron Simmons entry. As Teddy Long tries to restore order, Rick Steiner backs his brother into a corner and starts pounding away at him. But he fails to notice Kevin Sullivan hand Scott a chain. Scottie nails Rick with it and tosses it back to Sullivan. Long having just sent the illegal men back to their corners, makes the pin and the champions retain their title.

Right before the main event, Shane Douglas is ready for the match of his life. Like his stablemates in the previous match, he is escorted by just Missy Hyatt. Douglas knows that if he can beat Terry Funk one on one, his claims to the title "Franchise' will be extremely legitimized. But this does not prove to be an easy task. Over the hill or not, Terry Funk is still one of the toughest, meanest and most talented men in the business. He takes this opportunity to give his younger opponent a well deserved wrestling lesson, easily controlling over 75% of the match. Douglas gets in what he can, but seems too green to be on Terry Funk's level. After hitting a superplex, Funk sets Douglas up for a piledriver, prompting Missy Hyatt to jump on the mat and distract Nick Patrick, who demands she get down. At this, Eddie Gilbert storms to ringside and jumps on the apron. Funk goes over to him and threatens to clean his clock if he doesn't get down. Gilbert responds "OK.'... then throws a fireball in Terry Funk's eyes! Blinded and in pain, Funk swings wildly around the ring. Shane Douglas, ever the opportunist, uses this opportunity to hit his Pittsburgh Plunge and get the upset pin. He is congratulated by Missy and Eddie with hugs as Terry Funk writhes on the ground in pain. EMTs have to help the hardcore legend back to the dressing room area.

Finally comes the eagerly anticipated rematch. In an unfamiliar role, Ric Flair comes to the ring first as challenger with "Cowboy' Bill Watts in his corner. He is shortly followed by "Dr. Death', escorted to the ring by both Missy Hyatt and Eddie Gilbert. "There's no way, Gilbert wouldn't be at ringside for this one.' Jim Ross comments. "No chance in Hell.' While no words are exchanged, "Dr. Death' gives the "Cowboy' a death glare, though the ever bold cowboy refuses to turn away. Then Randy Anderson rings the bell and the two competitors lock up. Emotions predictably run high. Hard punches and chops are exchanged throughout the match. Once while running across the ropes, Eddie Gilbert grabs at Ric Flair's foot. This causes the needed distraction, allowing "Dr. Death' to ambush the challenger and regain the advantage. Incensed, Bill Watts runs after Eddie Gilbert, who runs away. Eventually, Watts gives up and resumes watching the match. Williams hits Flair with a three point stance and attempts the Oklahoma Stampede, but Flair is able to slid out and hit Williams' head against the turnbuckle. He then clips "Doc', causing him to scream in pain. Flair gives a sadistic grin and then targets the champion's hurt knee. After a few minutes of this, Flair fights off a Williams' comeback attempt and locks in his patented figure four leg lock. Williams screams in pain, but will not give up. His face turning red, he looks on the verge of passing out. Flair gets a series of two counts, "Doc' just managing to get a shoulder up each time. Having seen enough, Eddie Gilbert grabs a chair, runs in the ring and nails Ric Flair with it, causing a disqualification.

This causes, Bill Watts to storm the ring and attack Eddie Gilbert. This time he catches him and pounds away unmercifully on his hated rival. But this doesn't last long as all the other members of Hyatt and Hot Stuff International storm the ring attack the "Cowboy'. Rick Steiner nails him with a belly to belly suplex and they all then kick him. Sting and Ricky Steamboat storm the ring, but being outnumbered with Windham's and Funk's injuries, they are quickly disposed of. Things look bleak for Bill Watts. Eddie Gilbert gives a sadistic laugh and hits his Hot Shot on Watts. He then calls for Ron Simmons and Shane Douglas to "hold him for me' and picks up the steel chair. Relishing the moment, he nods his head to let all the fans know just what is coming. He then swings the chair... but at the last second "Dr. Death', takes it from him, causing the crowd to come alive! "What the hell are you doing, Steve?' an incensed Gilbert asks. "You're taking it too far, Eddie! You're taking it, too damn far!' an equally incensed "Doc' yells. "Don't get soft on me, 'Doc'! Don't get soft!' Eddie screams as spit flies from his mouth. He pushes the World's Champion, who promptly pushes him back. The other members of Hyatt and Hot Stuff International step in between the two as the show goes off the air.

April-May 1989

The next episode of World Championship Wrestling features a recap of the Clash. Things are very uncertain right now in the NWA. It is announced that Terry Funk's medical condition is still unknown at the present time.

Lex Luger wrestles Bucky Seigler and tears the unknown jobber apart, making him submit to his human torture rack, then refuses to release the hold for several seconds afterwards. The "Package' then explains his heinous actions of days earlier.

"You know everyone's been asking me since the Clash 'Why Lex, why? Barry Windham was your friend.' Yeah, some friend. I went to bat for him for more times than I can count, and he just goes and sides with Flair? And I'm supposed to tolerate it? I don't think so! Lex Luger is an elite class in this industry. And now he travels alone. No friends and no more of the fans. Barry, I am not nearly through with you. Soon that U.S. Title will be mine once more.'

Later, "Dr. Death', still accompanied by Eddie Gilbert, wrestles Randy Rose. Though a competent wrestler, Rose cannot resist the onslaught as "Dr. Death', who seems to be venting more frustration than ever before, really works "Ravishing' Randy over hard. After finishing him off with the Oklahoma Stampede, he hits a series of hard suplexes before finally tossing his vanquished challenger's motionless carcass down.

Afterwards, all of Hyatt and Hot Stuff International gather for an interview. "You have a lot of questions to answer.' Jim Ross says. "First off, what on God's green Earth possessed you to throw a fireball on Terry Funk?' "Ross,' Gilbert responds, "let's get one thing straight, I don't have to answer to anyone for my actions. Funk is washed up and needed to get out of this sport. I did him a favor. And I've now firmly established this man' he says pointing to a smiling and nodding Douglas, "as the NWA's new franchise player.' "And as far as Bill Watts goes, old man you got lucky. But don't count on it again.' "That's right.' "Dr. Death' says. "Bill, I got nostalgic in that ring. It made me soft. That was a mistake. Eddie has been great to me and done things for me you or anyone else never could do. You get in The First Family's way again and I will not be there to help you.' "Speaking of family,' Rick what do you have to say about your little brother pinning you at the Clash?' Ross asks. With a very angry look in his eyes, Rick Steiner says "Scottie, you crossed the line. Hitting your own brother with a chain? Well, I am going to teach you a lesson, little bro. I am here and now challenging you to a match. One on one.' "And Ric Flair, guess what?' Missy Hyatt says. "You had your rematch and you blew it. So toooo bad!' "That's right.' Eddie Gilbert says with a laugh as all his men join in. Ron Simmons then shakes his head and after several seconds says "Damn.'

"Dr. Death' continues his winning ways- and after match beatdowns. But, on subsequent NWA programming, it is announced that the NWA Championship Committee has been meeting and will make a decision regarding Ric Flair's contender status on the next World Championship Wrestling.

When the next episode rolls around, it is announced that the NWA Championship Committee has met and reached a decision. Due to the inconclusive way the main event at the Clash of the Champions ended, a rematch will take place between NWA World Champion "Dr. Death' Steve Williams and former World Champion "The Nature Boy' Ric Flair at the NWA's next pay-per-view, Wrestle War 89. Additionally, since Williams' manager, Eddie Gilbert, purposefully caused a disqualification to keep the title from changing hands, this match will have the disqualification rule waived, meaning if Steve Williams is disqualified, Ric Flair will win the World Title.

Later on Barry Windham is interviewed about the occurrence at the Clash and Lex Luger's subsequent challenge. "You know, I really thought I knew Lex.' Windham says shaking his head. "I really did. Turns out, I didn't know him at all. I knew he was upset after Sting and I agreed to help out Ric Flair, but I figured he would come around and things would go back to normal. Boy was I wrong. But Luger, you made a mistake. A big mistake. You crossed me. And I don't take kindly to that, not from you, not from anybody. So Lex, you want this?' he says pointing to the U.S. belt. "I accept your challenge. We'll do it in Nashville. And come Wrestle War, you're gonna wish you had never made it. Bank on it!'

On the Main Event, The Varsity Club meet The Road Warriors in a World Tag Team Title match. Hell bent of being tag champs once more, Hawk and Animal come at Rotundo and Scott Steiner with a vengeance. But The Varsity Club holds its ground and refuses to be bullied, a very rare characteristic for opponents of The LOD. Nonetheless, the Warriors are able to take control. Taking it to Scott Steiner in the corner, Hawk ignores Teddy Long's warnings and continues to pound away on the champion. Long grabs Hawk's arm and not thinking, Hawk, throws Long down hard. Steiner uses the opportunity to head butt Hawk and attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Hawk blocks it throws Steiner against the ropes and hits a powerslam. Hawk calls for Long to count the pin, but Long hold his back and insists he is too hurt. Finally giving up, Hawk picks Steiner up, but he turns it into a small package. "Miraculously' healed, Long makes a very quick three count, giving The Varsity Club the win.

After the match, Bob Caudle interviews The Varsity Club. "Bit of a fast count there, won't you say?' "Don't invent stuff Caudle.' Kevin Sullivan replies. "That count was on point.' "Exactly. Done at a perfect speed.' says Mike Rotundo. Scott Steiner then adds  "Trust me, we don't need a fast count to beat The Road Warriors just like I'm not going to need a fast count to beat you, Rick. That's right, 'Big Bro' I accept your little challenge. You and me, mano a mano, in Nashville at the Music City Showdown. We're going to find out just who is the biggest and best Steiner brother once and for all.'

It is announced on an episode of World Wide that for the Barry Windham vs. Lex Luger U.S. Title match that former United States Champion, Nikita Koloff will officiate. "Nikita will keep Luger in line, bank on that.' Jim Ross states on World Wide after the announcement is made.

Later on World Wide, Eddie Gilbert takes on Ranger Ross. Gilbert mocks the former Army Ranger with a sarcastic salute before the match. Not amused, Ross takes it to Gilbert with fisticuffs. He gives a great effort, but is outmatched by the talented and shrewd "Hot Stuff'. Gilbert hits his Hot Shot and fixes to pin Ross... but before Randy Anderson can hit three, Terry Funk storms the ring and proceeds to beat the daylights out of Gilbert. Funk punches "Hot Stuff' and rams his head against the turnbuckle while Missy Hyatt shrieks with terror. Funk then hits Eddie with a series of punches and elbows. Seeing an opening, Gilbert slides out the ring into Missy's arms. The two frantically make haste as Funk chases them to the back.

After a commercial break, Terry Funk is back in the ring with a microphone. "So Eddie Gilbert thought he could put me out to pasture? We'll 'Hot Stuff' think again!' he says to the crowd's roaring approval. "I may be over the hill and half way down the other side, but this old man has at least one maybe two good years left in him before he decides to retire for good. And Gilbert, I just got through talking to the NWA Executive Committee. I have a few friends on it, you see. And guess what? On May 7 at Wrestle War, you get to take on me!' Funk says to almost deafening cheers.

With the stage set for a spectacular pay-per-view, things have never been more chaotic. Brother meeting brother, former best friends going at it, mentors managing against old protege's, Music City Showdown is shaping up to be an event to remember.

The main event of the last World Championship Wrestling before the pay-per-view features "Dr. Death' defending his World Title, by himself this time as Eddie and Missy are not present, against a very familiar opponent, the former leader of the Fabulous Freebirds, Michael "P.S.' Hayes. Always a colorful character, Hayes comes to the ring dancing, doing a great rendition of the moon walk as Williams stares him down. After disrobing on the second rope, Hayes faces "Doc' and the match starts. As the two know each other quite well, neither is really able to greatly surprise the other. Hayes, for all his antics a very skilled wrestler and a seasoned veteran, gives Williams one of the best fights he has had in a few weeks. He lays into the champion with a series of rights and lefts then signals for the DDT. But Williams blocks it and lifts Hayes up and throws him against the turnbuckle. He then charges him and does not let up afterwards. He hip tosses Hayes, connects with the three point stance shoulder block then takes it home with the Stampede.

After the pin, he picks an out of it "P.S.' up and sets him for the gutwrench suplex. But right before he can execute it, Bill Watts storms the ring and pulls "Doc' off his vanquished challenger. An irate Williams pushes Watts, who, showing no fear, shoves "Dr. Death' right back. The two bullheaded Oklahomans get in each others faces and start screaming at the top of their lungs. "What's the hell's wrong with you, Bill?' an irate "Dr. Death' asks his mentor. "What the hell's wrong with me? What the hell's wrong with you, Steve? What has gotten into you? Beating your opponents half to death like you have been doing?' "Really? You are really defending, him over me? Michael Hayes?' "You're damn right I am, 'Doc'. Damn right I am. No matter what his and my past may be, that does not give you the right to try and maim him. Gilbert has warped your brain! Do you not remember that just two years ago he broke your arm?' "Ancient history! Bill, Eddie has done more for me than anyone. Including you!' "Really? Has he?' "Yeah, he has!' "Steve, Eddie Gilbert is a liar, a user and a snake. He only helps those who he thinks can benefit him. The minute he thinks you are no longer of any use to him, he will throw you away like garbage.' "That's ridiculous. He got me the World Title.' "Yeah, well let me ask you, 'Doc', what percentage of your cut does he get?' This question flusters "Dr. Death' a bit. "Just think it over, Steve. Sting got it right, and I hope you do to.' "Cowboy' Bill Watts then leaves the ring while "Dr. Death', visibly shaken by his mentor's words, stays in the ring and ponders to himself even long after the camera quits rolling.

May 7, 1989: Wrestle War 89: Music City Showdown

Over 5,000 are packed into Nashville's Municipal Auditorium to see what will undoubtedly be a historic night. Rarely have so many grudge matches, so many different scores to be settled, been on the same pay-per-view.

In a rare brother vs. brother match, Scott Steiner comes down with his manager, Kevin Sullivan, Rick with Missy Hyatt. Eddie Gilbert is no doubt preparing for his later encounter with Terry Funk. Rick gives Scott a cold stare down which the younger Steiner brother ignores. The bell rings and the two circle each other for about a minute, daring the other with their eyes to make the first move. Scott finally does, diving at Rick, who quickly counters with a takedown. Scott reverses control and Rick counters his reversal. Finally, both pop up and resume the stare down. They lock up again and this time Rick turns around and nails a belly to back suplex. He gets up and pounds away on Scottie. The match is a combination of great amateur type wrestling, hard hitting power moves and punches. Several times emotions get carried away and Tommy Young has to intervene. Having worked Scott over for several minutes, Rick attempts a Steiner-Line, but Scottie ducks and charging Rick, hits a hard clothesline of his own. He then throws him across the ropes and executes a superb Frankensteiner, getting a close two count. Sensing victory, he picks Rick up and hoists him on the top rope. He then climbs up himself and sets his elder brother for a belly to belly suplex. But "The Gremlin' won't go easily. He blocks several attempts and starts punching away at his younger brother. He manages to hit a headbutt right on Scott's nose, grabs him, and swinging himself around, nailing a belly to belly suplex of his own. Though stunned as well, he manages to cover Scott and get the pinfall.

For the U.S. Title match, Gary Michael Cappetta announces "Everyone, please welcome back, the special guest referee, wrestling legend, 'The Russian Nightmare' Nikita Koloff!' The crowd roars as Nikita comes down to the ring. Having taken an indefinite sabbatical from wrestling to take care of his sick wife, Mandy, the beloved Nikita is still a crowd favorite. Challenger and champion are then introduced. Nikita offers his hand to Barry Windham who happily accepts and shakes it. He then does the same to Lex Luger, who just gives Nikita a cold stare. The proud Russian just shakes his head. He then goes over the rules with the two competitors and rings the bell.

Windham and Luger start off with a test of strength. Windham holds his own, but is outmatched by the more powerful Luger. Taking advantage of this mistake, Lex does his best to take the champ out early. But the consummate athlete, Barry Windham will not be an easy victim. He quickly recovers and gains control. As these two know each other quite well, neither can really pull any surprises on the other. Luger tries to bend the rules several times, but Nikita Koloff, no stranger to Lex Luger, will not let it fly. Later on, Windham manages to put Luger in the iron claw. "The Total Package' is able to reach the ropes, but Windham will not break. Insisting on calling it down the middle, Nikita demands a break and eventually pulls Windham off Luger. This causes a yelling match between the official and the champion, Nikita pointing at his striped jersey saying "I am in charge.' Luger takes the opportunity and hits Windham with a cheap shot running elbow from behind. This gives him control and he uses it to his advantage, really working the champion down. He hits a hard clothesline and then attempts a powerslam, but Windham is able to slide out and once again applies the iron claw. He then throws Luger across the ring for a lariat set up, but the challenger dodges it and hits a clothesline of his own. He then hoists Windham up for the human torture rack. The proud Texan champion holds on as long as he can, but eventually has no choice but to submit. Luger sadistically tries to keep it on longer for good measure, but Nikita Koloff promptly pulls Windham off him. Luger gets in Koloff's face and it looks like they are going to go at it. But "The Package' relents and backs down. Nikita then hands Luger the U.S. belt, and with a disgusted look, raises his hand in victory.

A little later, Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff' hits and outcomes Eddie Gilbert with Missy. He has a very determined look in his eyes as he knows he is up against a true legend. Then the Nashville crowd goes crazy as Terry Funk is introduced, striding to the ring. The bell rings and Funk has to chase Gilbert around. "Hot Stuff' goes in between the ropes and Teddy Long doesn't let Terry Funk get to him. "He's in the ropes, Terry, he's in the ropes.' says the increasingly questionable Long. Funk reluctantly relents, and waits for Gilbert to come to him. Eddie starts to, but then goes back to the ropes again. He does this another time, then yet again. At that, Funk has enough and storms past Teddy Long. But Gilbert, ever the trickster, meets Funk with a thumb to the eye. He the goes to work on his half blinded and hurt opponent. Showing just how sadistic he can be, Gilbert throws him over the top rope while Missy "distracts' Teddy Long, though it was fairly obvious the competitors were still in his eyesight. Gilbert takes the ring bell and slams it in Funk's face, then throws him into the barricade, following up with a bodyslam on the floor. All Teddy Long does is issue the slowest ten count on record. Finally Gilbert tosses Funk back in. Sensing victory, he throws Funk across the ropes and sets him up for his Hot Shot... but Funk counters with a Thesz Press! He then starts punching without pause on his opponent. Teddy Long starts to admonish him, but seeing the look in Funk's eyes, he realizes that is not the best idea. For the rest of this match at least, Teddy Long decides calling it down the middle is the best approach. Funk picks Gilbert up and lays in to him with every move he knows. Not concerned so much about the win, "The Funker' makes "Hot Stuff' pay for trying to end his career. Funk puts Gilbert in a sleeper, but the ring savvy Gilbert counters with a jawbreaker. With a blood lust of his own, Eddie once again takes it to the beloved legend. He nails a hard suplex. Then mocks the crowd by saying "The fat lady's about to sing.' He then throws Funk across the ropes and sets him up for  a back body drop... but Terry Funk sees it coming and jumps on Gilbert, setting him up for the piledriver. Gilbert tries to block it, but to no avail. While he could clearly pin Gilbert, that is not on Terry Funk's mind. He stands still over "Hot Stuff' for several seconds, then picks up one of his legs. "I know what's coming now!' Jim Ross exclaims. And sure enough, he executes the legendary Funk spinning toe hold. This instantly awakens the dazed Gilbert, who screams out in pain. Funk waits a second to bask in the glory, then reapplies it again. He then does it a third time. At this point, Gilbert's face is as red as a beet. Funk does it a fourth time, and at this Eddie can take no more and submits. Teddy Long calls for the bell, but this does not stop Funk from giving Gilbert a fifth spinning toe hold for good measure. His hand is then raised as Missy goes to check on her man. Funk walks back to the dressing room while the Music City faithful cheer him on.

It is finally time for the event everyone has been waiting for. "Sprach Zarathustra' hits and "The Nature Boy', escorted by "The Cowboy' hits the ring. Flair knows it is do or die time. Then "Hot Stuff' plays once again and the World's Champion comes down with both Missy Hyatt and a limping Eddie Gilbert.

When he gets to the ring, Williams demands the microphone. "Eddie, get out!' he says. Gilbert has a shocked look on his face. "What?' he responds. "You heard me! Now! You, too Missy, it's all over!' With a furious look on his face, Gilbert approaches Williams, but Bill Watts cuts him off. "You can do this the easy way or the hard way, boy!' the angry "Cowboy' screams. Tommy Young tells Gilbert he must abide by Steve Williams wishes. Reluctant and pouting, he and Missy head back to the locker room.

Tommy Young then calls for the bell and the main event is on. Flair and Williams each give the match of their lives. Flair knowing he has to prove he still has it, Williams wanting to show he is a worthy World's Champion. Both as technically sound as can be, Williams relies more on power, Flair on his conditioning and cunning. The challenger purposefully tries to make the champion chase him more to wear him out. At about the twenty minute mark, "Doc' has Flair in a chin lock and is trying to break "The Nature Boy' down. All of a sudden, Gilbert along with Shane Douglas, Rick Steiner and Ron Simmons storm out from the locker room area. "Throw me out will he?' says an irate Gilbert. "Well I'll show them. This one's not gonna have a clean finish!' "Cowboy' Bill Watts stands between them, though he knows he cannot realistically stop all four of them. Thankfully, he does not have to. Sting, Ricky Steamboat, Terry Funk, Barry Windham and Nikita Koloff all come running out and divert the interference. With a five on four advantage, the babyfaces make sure Hyatt and Hot Stuff International never gets near the ring or the "Cowboy'. They are forced back into the backstage area. Terry Funk takes this opportunity to get a few more punches in on Eddie Gilbert and gives him a nice swift kick in the rear end as he forces him to the backstage area. The match continues and Flair regains the advantage. Slamming Williams down, he puts his feet on the ropes for leverage as Tommy Young makes the pin, but Bill Watts angrily throws them off. "What are you doing, Watts?' Flair angrily screams. "You are in my corner!' "None of that crap tonight!' The "Cowboy' responds. "We're getting a clean winner.' "Dr. Death' takes this opportunity to roll Flair up from behind and almost gets a three count, Flair only getting a shoulder up at the last moment. The two continue to go at it, but Flair's strategy starts to take hold. He has purposefully laid off "Dr. Death's' legs and not tried for the figure four. He wanted to keep Williams on his feet and moving. And his strategy has paid off. The champion is running out of gas. Flair takes it to him, delivering a barrage of hard chops to "Doc's' chest. He screams out "Wooo!' and then attempts to throw Williams to the opposing turnbuckle. Williams reverses, but Flair flips over the turnbuckle runs to the next ring post and climbs to the top rope. He then dives on Williams and hits him dead on, knocking the wind out of him. Tommy Young makes the count, and three seconds later, Ric Flair is now a six times World's Champion.

The crowd roars as "Sprach Zarathustra' plays. Tommy Young hands Ric Flair the belt and raises the new champion's hand. "Cowboy' Bill Watts then enters the ring and he and Flair stare at each other for several seconds. Finally, Flair offers "The Cowboy' his hand, and Watts happily takes it. Then "Dr. Death' walks over and champion and former champion shake hands. Bill Watts raises both their hands simultaneous as the fans in Nashville show their approval with claps and cheers. Finally, Watts helps an exhausted Williams to the back as Jim Ross comes in to interview Ric Flair.

"Ric, congratulations.' Ross says. "You just tied Lou Thesz for six World Titles.' "I know, Jim, I know. But let me tell you. It wasn't easy. Hats off to 'Dr. Death'. He was a helluva World's Champion. Everyone give him a round of applause.' The Nashville crowd happily obliges. "That was probably the toughest match of my life. And I know 'Doc' and I will meet again, but in the meantime I plan on...' All of a sudden, Flair notices Terry Funk, who stops to nod to an exiting Bill Watts and "Dr. Death', approaching the ring and pauses. "Well, look who it is. Terry Funk!' Funk enters the ring and the two embrace. "Congratulations, Ric. Congratulations! I knew you could do it!' "Thank you, Terry. Thank you so much!' Flair says. "And I gave it to Gilbert good, didn't I? Did you see that? I kicked him right in his ass!' "The Funker' proudly boasts. Flair laughs and says "Terry, you did wonderful. I owe all you guys; Sting, Barry, but especially you and Ricky. I was up the proverbial creek before you two came along. Terry, if you ever want or need anything, just say the word. It's done.' "Well Ric, actually there is something. I know I'm over the hill and all, but the old 'Funker' still has a little steam left in the engine. I think I proved that tonight.' Ric Flair nods. "And I was wondering if... well... I'd like the next shot at there World Title!' The Nashville crowd roars at this prospect. Ric Flair lets out a chuckle and responds, "Well Terry, honestly, I wasn't expecting that. It's like this...

But wait... that's another story.

The end...?