[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVIII

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

**NOTE: As usual, real life scary incidents will be left off of here. No votes will be counted toward the criminal case involving former FCW talent DT Porter, or the Jacques Rougeau death threat story.**

NOMINEES

1. Bruce Prichard responsible for TNA/licensing snafu in Missouri

2. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam

3. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown

4. DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place

5. Sheamus as a babyface

6. Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas

7. Aces and Eights kidnap Kurt Angle using a flatbed truck

8. Brad Maddox

9. Ric Flair falls eight months behind in alimony, arrest warrant issued

10. Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess

11. Miz as a face

12. The Bella Twins

13. The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation

14. Tony Dawson

15. Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt

WWE Total Divas

Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan

MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie

Bully Ray’s lawyer (actually OVW announcer) demands TNA World Title back

TNA releases Jesse Sorensen

Dixie Carter gets leveled by snarky fans in #AskDixie Twitter Q&A

Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow re-enact the Austin/Rock river toss

Returning star Rob Van Dam loses in 2 minutes to Alberto Del Rio (yes, I know there was a reason….)

AJ Lee’s “State of Mind” address

WWE tried to sign Stacy Keibler after breakup with George Clooney

Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique

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14 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVIII"
  1. Nickety-split says:

    1. Making Brie Bella apologize for the nip slip.
    2. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique
    3. WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    4. WWE tried to sign Stacy Keibler after breakup with George Clooney
    5. MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie

  2. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Brad Maddox – he commentated on NXT this past week and ruined what was a good show – awful just plain awful…
    4) Benching of Kassius Ohno – ridiculous! The guy as immense ability and great character – more than Ryback
    3) Bo Dallas – I’m sensing that the painfully awful one with turn heel within a couple of weeks, let’s hope he is a better heel than a face…
    2) WWE attempts to rehire Stacy Keibler – I hate to sound like Miz but really? Clearly WWE pay no attention to their development talent as they would have noticed the match between Paige and Emma on NXT for the NXT Divas Title; two incredible talents who have a bright future and not some piece of eye candy
    1) All Things Bella – I am sick of them, I actually got criticised on Wrestleview for saying that; I’m sick of having to fast forward through chunks of RAW and Smackdown; I’m sick and tired of seeing them get a push over genuine talent; they seem to have been brought back for the Reality TV show so that the Nikki/Cena relationship can be exploited; I’m fed up of sounding off about them…

  3. A.B. says:

    1. Snarky #AskDixie tweets
    2. All things Bella Twins
    3. Miz as a babyface
    4. Kassius Ohno’s “physique issues”
    5. Brad Maddox

  4. Peter says:

    1. Bully Ray’s lawyer (actually OVW announcer) demands TNA World Title back
    2. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique – There’s a reason the guy wore a t-shirt for years on the indy circuit, did WWE expect they were signing Bobby Lashley?
    3. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam
    4. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown
    5. Returning star Rob Van Dam loses in 2 minutes to Alberto Del Rio

  5. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    0) TNA releases Jesse Sorrensen (I’m sure EVERY TNA haters are voting for this….)
    1) Dixie Carter gets leveled by snarky fans in #AskDixie Twitter Q&A (proves that many of the IWC are assholes towards TNA and Dixie. They could politely ask her why she hired Hogan. But instead they trolled her. What a wasted opportunity…)
    2) The Bella Twins (Blocking Maria Kanelis from returning to WWE? What a shameful action…)
    3) Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique (explain Brodus Clay then…)
    4) MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie (what a disasterous promo. Not even some nip slip could save it)
    5) Miz as a Babyface. (I got nothing else. That’s all)

  6. Osmosis says:

    1. Bruce Prichard responsible for TNA/licensing snafu in Missouri
    It seems like something is always weighting TNA down.
    2. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown
    Even more of a reason to not watch smackdown
    3.Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique
    Wasn’t tons of funk JUST on tv?
    4. WWE Total Divas
    Pushed like the WWE APP
    5.Dixie Carter gets leveled by snarky fans in #AskDixie Twitter Q&A
    uhh dixie

  7. BIgbattle22 says:

    1: MizTV with the Total Divas cast
    2: WWE Total Divas
    3: Sheamus as a babyface
    4: All things Bella Twins
    5: The benching of Kassius Ohno because he doesn’t look “Tough”

  8. Mister Flawless says:

    1) MizTV with the Total Divas cast
    2) The Miz announced as Summerslam host
    3) All things McMahon power trip – 2013 edition
    4) Sheamus as a babyface
    5) Vickie Guerrero as GM of Smackdown

  9. MJA says:

    5) Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique. (The only reason it’s not higher is because Chris Hero himself must take some blame for this too.
    4) Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown. (Look I understand she has a family to feed, but could you at least transition her to a behind-the-scenes job instead?)
    3) Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess. (Just further proves that Hogan and Bischoff aren’t fit to book a cock-fight these days.)
    2) Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas. (I don’t know why Cena agrees to crap like this. If I had just become divorced, I frankly would find it insulting.)
    1) TNA releases Jesse Sorensen. (What do you if a kid breaks his neck in the line of duty? Why, fire his ass of course!!)

  10. Alan J. Hall says:

    1 (worst) WWE Total Divas (likely Gooker Award finalist)
    2 MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie
    3 Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas
    4 Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam
    5 Brooke Hogan’s “acting”

  11. Bugsquid says:

    1.Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique
    2.MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie
    3.The Bella Twins
    4.Miz as a face
    5.TNA releases Jesse Sorensen

  12. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique/MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie/Bully Ray’s lawyer (actually OVW announcer) demands TNA World Title back/Returning star Rob Van Dam loses in 2 minutes to Alberto Del Rio (yes, I know there was a reason….)/WWE tried to sign Stacy Keibler after breakup with George Clooney

  13. DAvid Northey says:

    1 TNA releases Jesse Sorensen
    2 Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess
    3 Miz as a face
    4 Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow re-enact the Austin/Rock river toss
    5 Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan

  14. Jon Milne says:

    1) All things Bella
    2) Husky Harris being chanted at Bray Wyatt
    3) Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    4) All things Miz
    5) Vince McMahon’s sneering at Daniel Bryan

    Incidentally, what is your problem with AJ Lee’s state of mind address? Frankly, everytime AJ Lee gets on a mic it’s gold.

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