[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man

2. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

3. South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match

4. Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call

5. WWE Total Divas

6. McMahon Power Trip

7. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown

8. Miz as a face

9. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

10. Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan

11. Layla turns on Kaitlyn, despite there being no reason to ally with her

12. The Bella Twins

13. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam

14. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique

15. MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie

Tony Dawson

Sheamus as a babyface

Brad Maddox

Vince McMahon wants Daniel Bryan to shave

Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango

John Cena rips independent wrestling

The Miz on commentary

Mr. Anderson on commentary

WWE’s Best of MSG DVD is mostly recent matches, retreads

TNA runs “Shark Boy Week”, even though he’s no longer with company

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21 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX"
  1. Meh says:

    1. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    2. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    3. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique
    4. John Cena rips independent wrestling
    5. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years.

  2. Nazirul Takashi says:

    1. John Cena rips independent wrestling
    2. Vince McMahon wants Daniel Bryan to shave
    3. Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango
    4. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    5. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

  3. Peter says:

    1. Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango – This is where a brand split could still come in handy, Ryback could be one of the top faces on Smackdown right now. Instead, he’s buried.
    2. TNA runs “Shark Boy Week”, even though he’s no longer with company – If he saw some money from this deal I would retract this, but if he got no money out if it then it’s ridiculous.
    3. John Cena rips independent wrestling.
    4. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years.
    5. Tito Ortiz August 1 Warning.

  4. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) John “The Chav is Here” Cena rips the indies – the you can’t wrestle chant in my mind will forever be associated with the Chav
    4) McMahon Power Trip – the world had enough of Nipple H many moons ago
    3) All Things Bella – it says a lot when you are only hired to appear in a reality TV show; I think I speak for every true fan who has had enough of the wretched duo
    2) Bo Dallas – a heel turn might be on the cards for the creepy charisma vacuum but how can Triple H justify benching Kassius Ohno for not being presentable physically whilst the NXT title is around the waist of a middle of the road wrestle who has about as much appeal as food poisoning and maintains the popularity of Eric Bischoff at a ECW Convention?
    1) Resurrected World of Sport will not be on British TV – the classic British style wrestling is due to be revived in a format that saw it maintain TV popularity from the 60′s through to the late 80′s, sadly it won’t be on British TV…

  5. Aaron says:

    1. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man – Simply because I didn’t find anything that awful
    2. TNA runs Shark Boy week – Just… why?
    3. Leo Kruger – Just, him existing. If he’s making me prefer Bo Dallas, something is wrong.
    4. South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match – I found this funny, but eh..
    5. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam – Would much preferred he actually had a match.

  6. Nickety-split says:

    1. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years
    2. Vince McMahon wants Daniel Bryan to shave
    3. WWE’s Best of MSG DVD is mostly recent matches, retreads
    4. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique
    5. Vince McMahon continuing to breathe in and out*

    *I refuse to acknowledge John Cena rips independent wrestling because its obviously flamebait. Don’t feed the bear kids.

  7. Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin says:

    1. The Bella Twins
    2. Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call
    3. MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie
    4. WWE Total Divas
    5. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

    Yeah, so I really hate what’s inevitably going to happen to the Divas division, especially after AJ and Kaitlyn managed to make people give a fuck about it again.

  8. John Q Occupier says:

    5- Tito Ortiz is “August 1st” man. Not funny, not clever, not cool.
    4- WWE continuing to be a McMahon suck-fest…
    3-…when it’s not busy being a Cena suck-fest
    2- TNA not paying to fix Jesse Sorensen after breaking the poor young man of suspect parentage (damn you PG-era for robbing us of even the gentlest of insults.

    And the most upsetting thing this week is…

    1- No Wrestlecrap Smackdown Meme.

  9. Peter says:

    1. McMahons 24/7
    2. Vickie as Smackdown GM
    3. Miz on commentary
    4. WWE Total Divas
    5. Miz as face

  10. Horsemen4ever says:

    1. Miz as a face
    2. Cena rips independent wrestling
    3. Tito Ortiz
    4. Kurt Angle DUI arrest
    5. Total Divas

  11. JD says:

    1. McMahon Power Trip
    2. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown
    3. Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango
    4. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    5. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

  12. Bugsquid says:

    1.The Miz on commentary
    2.Miz as a face
    3.Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango
    4.Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    5.Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

  13. MJA says:

    1) Bo Dallas as NXT Champion. (He cut an awful promo, insulted El Generico, and made Leo Kruger, a submission specialist, tap out all in just one night!! What the hell are WWE trying to accomplish with this guy??!!)
    2) John Cena rips independent wrestling. ( When the majority of your detractors either watch, or at least have some respect for the indies, why would you alienate them further from you with this dumbass comment?)
    3) Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango. (Love him or hate him, Ryback could have been a HUGE deal in WWE if booked correctly. Now he’ll be stuck in the mid-card for life.)
    4) WWE Total Divas. (You know something’s wrong when both Cena and the Uso’s are coming off as arrogant, unlikable douches. Also, no more Bellas please.)
    5) Miz as a face. (No real reason. I just hope he goes 30 for 30.)

  14. Charles belles says:

    Is it right to have sheamus still be on here as a choice? He just got hurt and he will be out of action for a few months.

  15. Sherry says:

    1. Vickie as SD GM
    2. Stephanie’s crocodile tears – last week on RAW, I had watched the most phoniest act of crying I have ever seen on TV
    3. Bella Twins
    4. Eva Marie’s acting – her poor attempt at acting last week made Vickie and Stephanie look Oscar worthy which I thought would be impossible to do
    5. Miz on commentary

  16. BIgbattle22 says:

    1: Taz still doing commentary
    2: Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    3: Total Divas
    4: WWE babyfaces are more heelish than the heels (See Bo Dallas, sheamus, Cody)
    5: Brad Maddox

  17. Eddie Mac says:

    1. Total Divas
    2. Tito Ortiz as August 1 mystery man
    3. The Bella Twins.
    4. Miz on commentary
    5. Miz as a babyface – must continue the trend. (BTW: If he makes a full year, he oughta get an award named after him)

  18. Ezenwa says:

    Bo Dallas as NXT Champion (mostly for his comments about Sami Zayn and Antonio Cesaro)
    John Cena rips independent wrestling
    The Bella Twins
    Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam
    WWE’s Best of MSG DVD is mostly recent matches, retreads

  19. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    I picked all the Miz related stuff for 2-5.

    #1 was the McMahon Power Trip. Not even Miz is as bad as inserting HHH into the Cena/Bryan match. In one swoop, the WWE has nearly killed all the anticipation I had for that match. Way to go!

  20. M. Walsh says:

    1- The Bella twins

    2- Total Divas

    3- Cena rips on indies

    4- Cena basically saying we’re not allowed to boo him because he does Make-a-Wish

    5- McMahon power trip

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