[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVII

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt

2. The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation

3. Randy Orton wins “All Stars” Money in the Bank

4. Brad Maddox

5. Ryback is now a whiner

6. John Cena defeats Mark Henry decisively by submission

7. Miz as a face

8. The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge

9. The Bella Twins

10. TNA releases Matt Morgan

11. Sheamus as a babyface

12. Dolph Ziggler’s unfunny disruption of Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara

13. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott

14. Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants

15. WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Tony Dawson

DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place

Bruce Prichard responsible for TNA/licensing snafu in Missouri

Naomi vs. Brie Bella

Aces and Eights kidnap Kurt Angle using a flatbed truck

Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess

Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown

Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam

Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas

Rampage Jackson grabs his crotch while declaring how thirsty he is

Ric Flair falls eight months behind in alimony, arrest warrant issued

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14 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVII"
  1. Sean O says:

    1: TNA’s licensing snafu in Missouri
    2: Miz hosting Summerslam
    3: Vickie as SD! GM (mostly because what will Booker do now that he’s back?)
    4: DOC leaving TNA
    5: Sabin’s title win

  2. Nickety-Split says:

    5. Vickie Guerero Job Evaluation
    4. Ric Flair falls eight months behind in alimony, arrest warrant issued
    3. Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas
    2. Aces and Eights kidnap Kurt Angle using a flatbed truck
    1. Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt

  3. RB says:

    Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam
    DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place
    (this should really be merged with No.14 and should be renamed “TNA has financial issues”)
    Sheamus as a babyface
    Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    Aces and Eights kidnap Kurt Angle using a flatbed truck

  4. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Where to start?
    5) Tony Dawson – he is awful, a distraction from Cole and one of the worst announcers in history.
    4) All Things Bella – I groaned when they returned, I buried my head when they were supposed to be at Mania (I was pleased when they weren’t), they bring nothing to the product and have virtually no charisma, the whole John Cena/Nikki shite just crappifies them further
    3) Miz as “host” of Summerslam – oh dear! How the overhyped has fallen – one of the worst faces in WWE is now demoted to “host” at a major PPV; what’s next assistant to Hornswoggle? May be a bit harsh but I can see a forced heel turn
    2) Vickie as Smackdown GM – WWE loves demented, annoying squawkbags (see Nipple H) and WWE believe that WWE fans could not survive without them – so we get Vickie as SD GM. Get prepared to watch her push Booker around as she replaced him, have Cole or JBL coo over how “hot” she is when in fact she is barfable, have her torment Ziggler because he used to (kayfabe) pork her and watch her slobber over some new guy the WWE want over. Same old, same old
    1) Bo Dallas – has there ever been a worse face then the NXT Champ? That charisma less grin, those uninspiring promos, a poorly executed finisher don’t help but when the dark sinister game hunter thrown out of South Africa by Nelson Mandela, Leo Kruger attacks him and as dorky Tony Dawson tries to chastise him the crowd chants “Thank you, Kruger!” very enthusiastically – one thing can save Bo Dallas, remember the chants of “Die, Rocky, DIe!” ???

  5. TomKross says:

    Vickie as new SD GM
    Baltimore fans chanting Husky Harris
    Aces and Eights kidnap Kurt Angle using a flatbed truck
    Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas
    DOC leaving/ and the insert in story and every TNA release, and leaving

    And ok, i got it that Sabin win, and the match wasnt good, but the atmosphere of the match was good, Sabin earned this title, i like Bully better, but that match ending was a good way to Sabin dont win clear over Bully, but Bully cant “humiliate” Sabin. But i think i could be better if this happen 1 or 2 months later (ok there are the BFG, but the thing i wanted to say, that it was a bit early lose to Bully).

  6. Bigbattle22 says:

    1: Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown
    2: Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas
    3: Total Divas coming to E!
    4: Brad Maddox
    5: Bella Twins

  7. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    1. Bruce Prichard responsible for TNA/licensing snafu in Missouri (I’m glad that Brother Love left TNA. Seriously that guy can’t handle the talents even with a gun pointed at his head)
    2. DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place (see above)
    3. The Bella Twins (just quit Bellas. You two are not relevant)
    4. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown (That means no more Teddy? Aww… wait? What about the Teddy vs Booker Feud they were planning?)
    5. Ric Flair falls eight months behind in alimony, arrest warrant issued (just stop it old man. We’re tired of your stuff)

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      Great point on the Bellas – Booker and Teddy will have a spat now because Booker will blame Teddy for costing him his job – it will both suck and blow…

  8. Jack says:

    1: Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown
    2. DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place
    3. Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess
    4. Brad Maddox
    5. Total Divas coming to E!

  9. Peter says:

    1. Vickie Guerrero now Smackdown GM
    2. Miz as babyface (Miz to host Summerslam would fall into this category for me)
    3. TNA snafu in Missouri
    4. All things Bella Twins
    5. Brad Maddox as GM of RAW

  10. Bugsquid says:

    1.Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam
    2.Chris Sabin wins TNA World Title in an overbooked mess
    3.Sheamus as a babyface
    4.Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt
    5.DOC leaves TNA after contract talks don’t take place

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