[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVI

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge

2. Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her

3. Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants

4. Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner

5. Sheamus as a babyface

6. The Miz defeats Ryback by match stoppage

7. Stephanie McMahon’s acting

8. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott

9. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

10. Brad Maddox (NOTE: votes for Maddox as new Raw GM will count here)

11. Miz as a face

12. Bella Twins’ argument with JoJo and Eva Marie

13. WWE App overpushed

14. Tony Dawson

15. Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion

Randy Orton as a babyface

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap

Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt

The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment

Dolph Ziggler’s unfunny disruption of Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara

AJ shows negative text messages made by Kaitlyn

John Cena defeats Mark Henry decisively by submission

Randy orton wins “All Stars” Money in the Bank

Why is Layla best friends with Kaitlyn?

TNA releases Matt Morgan

Ryback is now a whiner

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14 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVI"
  1. Bigbattle22 says:

    1: Ryback is now a whiner
    2: WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    3: Bella Twins… Just them in general (With all the stuff they’re done since they got back in WWE plus them thinking they’re the only reason why Raw and SD are up on ratings, Why not just put them in their own subject for the Power Crapings?)
    4: Maddox as new Raw GM (I would like to be back in the era of “People Power” if it means not having Maddox as GM anymore)
    5: The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment

  2. Nickety-Split says:

    1. Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt
    2. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott
    3. Randy Orton as a babyface
    4. AJ shows negative text messages made by Kaitlyn
    5. TNA releases Matt Morgan

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Maria Kanellis whining that the Bella Twins stopped her re-joining WWE – okay, I can’t stand the Bellas and they bring NOTHING to the WWE; Maria Kanellis may be attractive but she brings nothing to WWE, too – my issue you ask? Why are WWE wasting time with eye candy when they have some damn fine talent in NXT by the names of Paige and Emma (Divas don’t get second names in development either)
    4) John Cena’s submission win over Mark Henry – I seriously can’t see Cena dropping the strap before WMXXX and still having it on the same run at WMXXXI
    3) Brad Maddox – he’s the new GM on RAW and this could be awful or a stroke of genius but my gripe is his use in NXT; unrated and under utilised veteran William Regal was in action so we get tormented by Maddox on commentary, seriously WWE? You can’t send down JBL? Or Mick Foley? Or Michael “PS” Hayes? Hell, Larry Zbysko has a legends deal! Why not use him?! No, we get the worst colour commentator EVER! The only redeeming factor was that he wasn’t joined by Tony Effing Dawson…
    2) WWE’s Cavalcade of Crap Faces – for years I only thought that the crappest thing in WWE was John Cena’s head but now WWE gives us a relentless stream of crappily booked irritating faces; The Miz, Sheamus who would work perfect as the guy who doesn’t give a shit, charisma by-pass recipient Randy Awful, Alberto Del Rio who had to be turned heel again because he was that bad as a face, Christian, Hornswoggle, Triple H, the soon to be returning and still stale and boring Kofi Kingston plus possibly the worst face EVER NXT Champion Bo Dallas…
    1) All Things Triple and Nipple H – would it be Triple H’s feud with Heyman/Lesnar/Axel, Nips talking down to the other Divas, Triple H’s head injury, the RAW power struggle, Vickie Guerrero’s job evaluation, Trips and NIps have done EVERYONE’S heads in; Stan James has the H’s odds on to scoop Wrestlecrap’s Gooker of the Year but in what angle??? Then I think… is the WORST still yet to come????!!!!

  4. Bender says:

    1. The McMahon Power struggle and all the horror it brings.
    2. Brad Maddox. Either Vince is going senile or he’s the greatest troll ever.
    3. Orton wins MITB. When has Philly ever been that quiet?
    4. Miz as a babyface.
    5. John Cena via submission. Everyone knew Cena was going over, but I guess this saves the world from having to see the rematch.

  5. Stephen says:

    1) Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt.
    2) Bella Twins in general (Bigbattle22′s suggestion).
    3) Sheamus as a babyface.
    4) Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her.
    5) Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott.

  6. Sean O says:

    1: Randy Orton winning the All-Star MITB
    2: The Bella Twins in general
    3: Vickie’s job evaluation
    4: Total Divas
    5: Bo Dallas

  7. MJA says:

    1) Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt.
    2) TNA releases Matt Morgan.
    3) The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment.
    4) Ryback is now a whiner.
    5) Miz as a face.

  8. Zero Woods says:

    5. Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner.
    4. The relentless Fandango push.
    3. WWE App overpushed.
    2. Alberto Del Rio babyface push and then quick reversal to a heel.
    1. Miz as a face, and still employed in the WWE.

  9. Lee W says:

    Bray Wyatt copping Husky Harris chants is a good one purely because he looked far scarier wearing trunks than he does now

  10. Osmosis says:

    John Cena defeats Mark Henry decisively by submission
    Bella twins
    Ryback is now a whiner
    The Miz defeats Ryback by match stoppage

    Stephanie McMahon’s acting

  11. Bugsquid says:

    1.Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt
    2.John Cena defeats Mark Henry decisively by submission
    3.Ryback is now a whiner
    4.The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment
    5.Why is Layla best friends with Kaitlyn?

  12. Jack says:

    1. Dolph Ziggler’s unfunny disruption of Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara
    2. Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt
    3. Brad Maddox
    4. The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment
    5. Miz as a face

  13. TerrierChad says:

    1. John Cena win over Mark Henry by submission. I actually thought it was a cracking match and would love to have seen a rematch. Had John Cean won the match with a quick roll up or a bit of luck then Mark Henry could have still looked strong and they could have gone and had another match down the line, The submission just killed it.
    2. Vickie Guerrero job evaluation segment.
    3. Overuse of Twitter and social media. Sorry but the shilling of the WWE App is not as annoying as the constant Twitter references.
    4. Total Divas. Perhaps it will be better than any other reality show of its kind but given I hate those kind of shows anyway I have not intentions of watching it.
    5. Husky Harris chants in Baltimore.

    One thing I hope doesn’t get too high is Randy Orton’s win at MITB. I’m not a big Orton fan, he’s been pretty boring over the last few years. The thing is that he’s not really had anything to do. He’s a had a few good matches but I can’t remember any big angles involving him. Randy Orton can be a big time player but if he has nothing to work with then there’s little you can do. Truth be told, Daniel Bryan or CM Punk been in the same position as Randy Orton has been for the last couple of years the IWC would have kicked up a stink. At least now Orton will have some involvement and I can’t wait to see how it pans out.

  14. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Baltimore fans chant “Husky Harris” at debuting Bray Wyatt/The Vickie Guerrero Job Evaluation segment/TNA releases Matt Morgan/Randy orton wins “All Stars” Money in the Bank/John Cena defeats Mark Henry decisively by submission

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