[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXV

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion

2. Alberto Del Rio’s “Fiesta”

3. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott

4. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass

5. Ryan Howe vs. Big O, Gut Check Challenge

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Stereotypical weapons in the Dublin Street Fight

8. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline

9. Stephanie McMahon’s acting

10. James Storm/Gunner’s feud with the Bro-MANS

11. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

12. Madison Rayne goes on immature rant about Miss Tessmacher’s grooming needs

13. Miz as a face

14. Tony Dawson

15. Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address

Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap

Brad Maddox

James Storm as a babyface

Randy Orton as a babyface

WWE App overpushed

Taz on commentary

Alex Riley as color commentator

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge

The Miz defeats Ryback by match stoppage

Bella Twins’ argument with JoJo and Eva Marie

Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants

Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her

Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner

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24 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXV"
  1. patricko says:

    Sunny’s auctioning off a chance to spoon with her?
    three words.
    Full Body Condom.

  2. Jay says:

    1) Sheamus as a babyface
    2) WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    3) Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her
    4) The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge
    5) Miz as a face

  3. hulk6785 says:

    Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants
    Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her
    Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner
    Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap
    The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge

  4. RB says:

    Bo Dallas as NXT Champion (I should mention that Cesaro jobbed to him on this week’s NXT.)
    Sheamus as a babyface
    Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her
    Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner
    Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants

  5. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    1. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott (now there’ are two former FCW/NXT Talents charging mistreatment against DeMott on Two and a Half Wrestlers Podcast)
    2. Sheamus as a Babyface
    3. The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge
    4. Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants
    5. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

  6. patricko says:

    Figure someone here may be able to answer this question, so – Regarding TNA releasing talent as a cost saving measure, because of the increased cost of producing Impact on the road –

    Was my impression that most of the lower tier guys were getting paid by the appearance.
    So if they weren’t on wrestling cards or on TV anyhow, how much $$$ would you be saving, by releasing them?

    Anyone want to enlighten me?

  7. Nickety-Split says:

    1. Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge
    4. Ric Flair’s stupid 2000s James Hetfield disguise on Celebrity Wife Swap
    5. Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion

  8. MJA says:

    1) Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants. (I wonder what Hulk and Brooke Hogan’s salaries amount to? I’m willing to bet they would cover everyone released.)
    2) Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner. (Considering that WWE probably told him to drop 20 pounds or they wouldn’t push him as a wrestler.)
    3) Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her. (It’s truly saddening what has happened to her.)
    4) The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge. (They’re likely to keep getting TV Time until Wrestlemania XXX as well, which is truly frightening.)
    5) Bella Twins’ argument with JoJo and Eva Marie. (I just hate the way the Bellas are pushed. They are the most unlikable women wrestlers I’ve seen in 20 years. Not saying they’re bad people, but their ring-work is horrible and their acting is worse.)

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      Completely agree on the Bellas – when they came back it was a case of “And we are supposed to care why?”…

  9. anon says:

    1) Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her. Seriously that sounds like a joke you guys would write.
    2) The Vicky – McMahon stroyline.
    3) Steph’s Acting
    4) Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner.
    5) Payment issues result in number of TNA releases, including many Gut Check participants

  10. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Tony Dawson – there is so much wrong with him
    4) Alex Riley – if you want a good colour guy please get William Regal! This adds further fuel to my Michael Cole conspiracy – seriously Miz on commentary? Then Maddox? Followed by Tony Useless Dawson and now Riley
    3) Randy Awful as a face – he is just that Awful; his heel turn is long overdue and would have been a good twist at Mania
    2) All things Triple and Nipple H – when Vince retires these two will finish off WWE in under two years
    1) Bo Dallas as NXT Champ – further evidence that WWE have cornered the market in bad faces, this guy gets worse and worse and less appealing by the minute, the crowd chant for the villainous foreign duo of Cesaro and Kruger over him and only Sami Zeyn (El Generico) can save him; turn this tool heel and have him feud with Zeyn – I can see WrestleCrap later this week posing the question; has there ever been a worse face than Bo Dallas?

  11. Thomas Moffatt says:

    In addition I would like to play the glad game – I’m glad that Vince McMahon has never seen the Gross Hot Tub Incident…

  12. Sean O says:

    Can someone elaborate/explain the Sunny auction to me? Otherwise my votes are…

    1: The WWE App (HATE THIS!)
    2: Brad Maddox
    3: Ricardo Suspended for Fat burners
    4: Sunny’s Auction
    5: McMahons vs Vickie storyline

  13. A.B. says:

    1. Sunny offering a chance to spoon with her

  14. A.B. says:

    1. Sunny offering fans a chance to spoon
    2. Ricardo’s 30-day vacation
    3. TNA late payments
    4. Miz defeats Ryback via stoppage
    5. Miz as a babyface

  15. Jack says:

    1. Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her
    2. The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge
    3. The Miz defeats Ryback by match stoppage
    4. Bella Twins’ argument with JoJo and Eva Marie
    5. Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner

  16. Bender says:

    1. Sunny selling herself. Just sad.
    2. All things McMahon. Only 9 months until Mania.
    3. Babyface Miz. Just like heel Miz, only somehow more annoying.
    4. Brad Maddox.
    5. The Bellas. Two fives do not make a ten.

  17. Walter Kovacs says:

    1) Sheamus as a face
    2) The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge
    3) People chanting Husky Harris during the Wyatt family debut.
    4) Brad Maddox: Not the GM we need, or want, but apparently the GM we deserve
    5) Miz as a face

  18. Luke(Not the Bushwacker) says:

    1.–The overpushed app.
    2.–Sheamus as a babyface
    3.–”McMahon vs Vickie” storyline,where no one knows who’s in charge(or face or heel in my case]
    4.–Ricardo suspended for using a fat burner.
    5.–Brad Maddox

  19. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Sunny auctioning off chance to spoon with her/Ricardo Rodriguez suspended for using a fat burner/WWE App overpushed/The whole “McMahons vs. Vickie” storyline, where no one knows who’s in charge/Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap

  20. bret_owen99 says:

    NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!

    how long does this take? Is this like being stuck on the runway and the airplane pilot says there’s only a half hour wait….every half hour?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      R.D is really busy at the moment working on other things. I’m sure it will get done at some point.

  21. John Q Occupier says:

    1: The WWE App.
    2: The McMahons back on screen.
    3: Bo Dallas.
    4: The continued wasting of Wade Barrett
    5: Face Miz

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