[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIX

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie

2. Kassius Ohno benched for purportedly not having a presentable physique

3. TNA releases Jesse Sorensen

4. Dixie Carter gets leveled by snarky fans in #AskDixie Twitter Q&A

5. WWE Total Divas

6. Miz as a face

7. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam

8. Bully Ray’s lawyer (actually OVW announcer) demands TNA World Title back

9. Nikki Bella/John Cena proposal ‘selling point’ for Total Divas

10. The Bella Twins

11. WWE tried to sign Stacy Keibler after breakup with George Clooney

12. Brad Maddox

13. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown

14. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

15. Sheamus as a babyface

Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan

Tony Dawson

McMahon Power Trip

South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match

Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call

Layla turns on Kaitlyn, despite there being no reason to ally with her

Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man

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22 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIX"
  1. AlexanAdru says:

    5. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    4.Bo Dallas as NXT Champ
    3.McMahon Power Trip
    2.South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match
    1.Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

  2. TomKross says:

    1. Tito Ortiz
    2. Tito Ortiz
    3. Tito Ortiz
    4. Tito Ortiz
    5. Tito Ortiz

    Real votes:
    1. Tito Ortiz
    2. Layla heel turn
    3. McMahon power trip
    4. Kassius Ohno
    5. McMahon want to shave Bryan at all cost

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Tony Dawson – my Michael Cole Theory progresses; in a desperate bid to make Michael Cole the least worst announcer in WWE they do away with the competition; Joey Styles no longer commentates, JR has health problems, Josh Matthews is demoted, Byron Saxton becomes a ring announcer, Tom Philips is shares NXT duties but is saddled with Brad Maddox, William Regal only announces on NXT but with Tony Dawson and we get Cole on both RAW and Smackdown! – one of these days Dawson will be on SMackdown!… believe me…
    4) Vickie Guerrero – every time she speaks my ears bleed
    3) Bo Dallas as NXT Champ – no charisma, a stupid smile, no passion, an awful finisher, hated by the crowd (No More Bo was the chant this week); a massive opportunity to turn dorkus malorkus heel was missed this past week by having him turn on the monstrously across Sami Zayn (El Generico) but iit was not to be as the crowd cheered on the bad guy enthusiastically – Rocky Maivia comes to mind but this third generation star will never have a fragment of his ability as a competitor
    2) The Bellas Twins – I groaned when they returned to WWE, I groaned when they were scheduled for a WM 29 match, I cheered when they didn’t, I was unimpressed by the nip slip; I wonder if they would have come back if John Cena wasn’t shagging one of them?
    1) Stupid SA fan/indie wrestler – some might try to call it initiative, I call it dumb, hopefully this guy gets as little attention as possible and no promoter on the globe touches him otherwise there could be copycat incidences where a really talented star gets injured by someone’s gross stupidity and foolishness…

  4. Nickety-split says:

    1. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years (fuck you Kurt)
    2. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    3. Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan
    4. Bully Ray’s lawyer (actually OVW announcer) demands TNA World Title back
    5. Tony Dawson

  5. Peter says:

    1. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years
    2. South African man attacks Orton
    3. Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call
    4. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    5. McMahon Power Trip

  6. Hashington says:

    1 – Ortiz/Rampage feud. Tna wasting time promoting has-been fighters instead of their wrestling talent.
    2 – Brooke Hogan. No one wants to see her. She has nothing to offer to the wrestling world (or to humanity for that matter).
    3 – Kassius Ohno benched for not being muscular enough. Why even sign him in the first place?
    4 – McMahon power trip/struggle. Seen this countless times since like ’99 and this is the most annoying one by far.
    5 – Bo Dallas. I see no potential in him whatsoever. He can be a bland heel at best.

  7. John Matrix says:

    1) Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years
    2) Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    3) South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match
    4) The Bella Twins
    5) Bully Ray’s feud with Brooke Hogan

  8. Sean O says:

    1: The South African man attacking Orton
    2: Angle’s DUI
    3: Vickie as SD! GM
    4: Ortiz revealed as #August1Warning. Not so much because it’s Ortiz but because the reveal went like this…
    MEM and A &8s Brawl…Lights Go Out….OMG It’s Tito Ortiz….Silence…End show….that was it. Didn’t cut any promos, no brawling with anyone…just shows up and done
    5: Layla turning on Kaitlyn for no reason.

  9. Peter says:

    1. Mr. Clean, er, Tito Ortiz revealed as Mystery man
    2. Vickie as Smackdown GM
    3. MizTV segment with Divas
    4. Angle arrested for DUI
    5. South African man low blows Orton

  10. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    1. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man (Dear Spike TV, STOP SHOVING BELLATOR DOWN OUR THROATS!)
    2. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years (4th DUI? Just grow up already Kurt, please….)
    3. South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match (And with that, his career is over. He will never be able to enter WWE after this)
    4. The Bella Twins
    5. Miz as a Babyface

    Can anyone tell me what’s up with this McMahon Power Trip?

  11. BIgbattle22 says:

    1:Bellas call Natalya an “Ugly Duckling” after distraction with a duck call. (WWE… “Piggie James” didn’t work the first time, why the f*** are you trying to make it work with someone who you BURIED ON HER BIRTHDAY IN CALGARY BY THOSE SAME TWO FUCKING SLUTS!)
    2: Layla turns heel, seen skiping like AJ after said turn
    3: Vickie Guerrero as GM of SD
    4: McMahon power trip
    5: Angle arrested for DUI

  12. TM0verlord says:

    1. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    2. Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call
    3. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years
    4. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    5. Miz as a face

  13. JM says:

    1. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years
    2. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    3. South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match
    4. Miz as a face
    5. Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call

  14. Lefty says:

    1. John Cena discrediting Daniel Bryans awsome “wrestler” promo while shitting on every Indy wrestler and promotion.
    2. Everything Miz.
    3. McMahon leaving out a W in WWE. (Very ironic, don’t cha think)
    4. Duck call
    5. Tito Ortiz

  15. A.B. says:

    Wow, this week had a lot of good choices.

    1. South African man attacks Randy Orton
    2. TNA’s August 1 reveal
    3. Miz as a babyface
    4. Nikki Bella’s duck call (Given it was against Natalya, be happy it wasn’t a whoopee cushion)
    5. Layla’s pointless heel turn

    Leaving off Angle’s DUI – I feel bad for the guy.

  16. Sherry says:

    1. Vickie as SD GM
    2. Nikki Bella’s duck call
    3. Bully vs Brooke
    4. South African man attacks Randy Orton
    5. Tito Ortiz

  17. Lefty says:

    1. How about John Cena’s promo where he basically bases any and everyone that has come up through the Indys.
    2. McMahon not being able to say WWE.
    3. Everything Miz
    4. McMahon-HHH power struggle
    5. Tito Ortiz

  18. Bender says:

    1. The Bellas. Two fives do not make a ten.
    2. Tito Ortiz reveal.
    3. Miz. Please just join Otunga and go away.
    4. McMahon’s R Us. It worked in 98. Now, not so much.
    5. Ziggler now jobbing to Big E.

    I’d say Angle’s DUI, but Kurt’s real life issues shouldn’t be fodder it’s just sad.

  19. MJA says:

    1) Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years.
    2) Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man.
    3) South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match.
    4) Miz as a face.
    5) Ryback being booked like garbage.

  20. Bugsquid says:

    1.Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man
    2.Nikki Bella distracts Natalya with a duck call
    3.South African man attacks Randy Orton prior to match
    4.Ryback being booked like garbage
    5.Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

  21. The Gold Standard says:

    I rarely ever vote on these, but I’m going to vote for consideration here

    1. Bella Twins (chewing up scenery and nobody cares)
    2. Miz as a face (his grating fake way screams he wants to be a heel but WWE won’t do it)
    3. Ryback as a heel (horrible idea for a guy that was getting over as well as Goldberg)
    4. Disco Inferno being declared as dead on the internet, his Wikipedia stating he died from anal rape by three goats
    5. Wade Barrett being the guy brought in as the barber. Wish WWE knew what to do with this guy

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