[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV

10 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:39

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

**REMINDER** As a rule, although deaths are ‘crappy’ in nature, we leave them out of the Power Crappings. They shouldn’t be lumped in with silly, absurd, and asinine occurrences. So no votes will be accepted for the deaths of Jackie Fargo, Matt Borne, or even Big Bad Mama from GLOW.

NOMINEES

1. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass

2. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream

3. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline

4. Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address

5. Miz as a face

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense

8. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

9. WWE App overpushed

10. Stephanie McMahon’s acting

11. Tony Dawson

12. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

13. Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia

14. WWE lead writer David Kreizman quits, third lead writer to leave this year

15. Taz on commentary

Brad Maddox

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Randy Orton as a babyface

Ryan Howe vs. Big O, Gut Check Challenge

James Storm/Gunner’s feud with the Bro-MANS

Stereotypical weapons in the Dublin Street Fight

Alberto Del Rio’s “Fiesta”

Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap

Madison Rayne goes on immature rant about Miss Tessmacher’s grooming needs

Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott

Daniel Bryan’s “Strange Beardfellows” internet show

Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion

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10 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV"
  1. Nickety-Split says:

    1. Alberto Del Rio’s “Fiesta”
    2. Stereotypical weapons in the Dublin Street Fight
    3. Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion
    4. Madison Rayne goes on immature rant about Miss Tessmacher’s grooming needs
    5. Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap

  2. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    I’m surprised that TNA Spoiling Suicide’s X-Division title win on their YouTube Channel days before IMPACT and/or USA Network wanted the McMahon Family to be featured more in order to boost ratings isn’t included here.

    Anyway…

    1. Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion
    2. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott
    3. Sheamus as a Babyface.
    4. Ryan Howe vs. Big O, Gut Check Challenge
    5. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

  3. joshjosh says:

    1. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline
    2. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense
    3. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    4. Stephanie McMahon’s acting
    5. Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott

  4. RB says:

    James Storm/Gunner’s feud with the Bro-MANS
    Stereotypical weapons in the Dublin Street Fight
    Ryan Howe vs. Big O, Gut Check Challenge
    Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion

  5. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Alberto Del Rio’s Fiesta – yawn fest
    4) Tony Dawson – it would feel wrong not to vote for the Worse Than Michael Cole Guy, a position held by such former employees as Jonathon Coachman and Mike Adamle…
    3) Randy Awful as face – it drags on and on and you know WWE will try to make Daniel Bryan the heel
    2) All Things Triple and Nipple H – stupid power struggle angles involving Vickie and #4, feud with Heyman/Brock/Axel, head injuries, talking down to the Divas, a few months and RAW will be called the Triple and Nipple H Show
    1) Alex Riley as Colour on Superstars – I’m sorry but I feel Riley has ability! Not behind a mike though, he did a decent job BUT the WWE have a brilliant colour commentator in William Regal why not use him???

  6. Ed says:

    5.) Ryan Howe vs. The Big O
    4.) Miz as a face
    3.) RoH’s iPPV problems
    2.) Briscoes not retained by RoH
    1.) Stephanie McMahon’s acting

  7. Lee W says:

    Is it just me or does cashing in money in the bank more often than not result in quite short title reigns?

  8. MJA says:

    1) Four former FCW/NXT talents list off charges of mistreatment against Bill DeMott
    2) Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion
    3) Sheamus as a babyface
    4) Alberto Del Rio’s “Fiesta”
    5) WWE Total Divas coming to E!

  9. Bugsquid says:

    1.Sheamus as a Babyface
    2.Stereotypical weapons in the Dublin Street Fight
    3.Briscoe Brothers not retained by ROH, even though Jay is World Champion
    4.Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap
    5.Brad Maddox

  10. Jack says:

    1. Del rio’s fiesta
    2. Briscoes not retained by ROH
    3. 1800 brogue
    4. Former fcw/nxt talent charges against bill demott
    5. Bo Dallas as nxt champion.

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