[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIII

25 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 12:24

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense

2. Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia

3. Stephanie McMahon’s acting

4. The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement

5. Triple H vs. Curtis Axel, 6/10 Raw

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Miz as a face

8. Alabama Athletic Commission requires permission for foreign object use, etc

9. WWE App overpushed

10. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

11. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

12. Kevin Nash stirs up CM Punk fans by pointing out that Punk never got revenge on him

13. Shield’s first clean loss happens on regular TV instead of PPV

14. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories

15. Crimson goes from “MIA for a year” to “qualifying for the BFG series”

Tony Dawson

Taz on commentary

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline, 1-800-FELLA

Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass

Brad Maddox

Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address

ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream

WWE lead writer David Kreizman quits, third lead writer to leave this year

Certain lines of Chris Benoit-related commentary muted from War Games DVD

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25 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIII"
  1. The Gold Standard says:

    Worth a read for everybody that votes on the power crapping. Hits the nail on the head

    http://olewrestling.com/wwe-world-wrestling-entertainment/wrestling-needs-new-show-runners-not-new-writers.htm

  2. BigPoppaNasty says:

    How 1-800-FELLA doesn’t get every single vote from every single vote caster would be beyond me.

  3. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    1. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream (How many times does this have to happen?)
    2. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass (Good job at burying an already buried Division…)
    3. Sheamus as a babyface
    4. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline, 1-800-FELLA (What the hell was that?)
    5. Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address (5 Girls and Eric Young… oh how the Division has fallen. No mentions of Rayne/Tessmacher/Tara?)

  4. Nickety-Split says:

    1. Kevin Nash stirs up CM Punk fans by pointing out that Punk never got revenge on him
    2. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream
    3. WWE App overpushed
    4. WWE lead writer David Kreizman quits, third lead writer to leave this year
    5. Certain lines of Chris Benoit-related commentary muted from War Games DVD

  5. Charles belles says:

    1. Roh having trouble with ippv stream. 2. Ziggler losing title on first defense. 3. 1 800 fella. 4. State of knockouts address. 5. Bo Dallas as nxt champion.

  6. joshjosh says:

    1. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense
    2. Stephanie McMahon’s acting
    3. The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement
    4. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    5. Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline, 1-800-FELLA

  7. Peter says:

    1. Stephanie McMahon re-burying a dead horse (Divas division)
    2. 1-800-FELLA
    3. WWE App overpushed
    4. Vickie/Hardees commercial
    5. Miz as face (let’s see if the running gag continues)

  8. RB says:

    Sheamus as a babyface.
    Bo Dallas as NXT Champion.
    Bo Dallas Disneyland Promo.
    Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a “bad ass”.
    Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address.

  9. ScMcS says:

    I sent my nominations to try and knock that Ziggler one off the list. I’m sorry, it still reeks of something that makes the IWC look bad. Now, using real injuries in angles in excess is one thing, but that particular angle is working.

  10. Bigbattle22 says:

    1. Brogue Kick Hotline
    2. Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address
    3. WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    4. Taz on commentary
    5. Sheamus as a babyface

  11. bobby says:

    1) Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline, 1-800-FELLA
    2) Miz as a face
    3) Alabama Athletic Commission requires permission for foreign object use, etc
    4) Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass
    5) The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement

  12. anon says:

    1) Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass
    2) Don’t forget about the app!
    3) Steph’s Acting.
    4) Mizz as face.
    5)Vickee/Hardees

  13. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Brad Maddox – mainly his commentary on NXT last week
    4) Bo Dallas goes to Disneyworld – whoever booked this can’t see he should be a heel
    3) All thing Triple H – the head injury, Heyman feud, Axel feud, his obnoxious wife, his tantrum and the power struggle angle on RAW (I’d bet that Triple H will feature HEAVILY in the 2013 Gooker)
    2) Nipple H’s Diva Talk Down – I fear this is going to degenerate into a Nips v AJ feud…
    1) Tony Dawson – Matt Striker is getting released despite being a wrestler and knowing about wrestling but the blithering dickhead Dawson still has a job. Which he does badly. BTW the Wrestling Observer Newsletter Awards have in the past voted Striker Best Announcer, something Cole has never won which fans further flames in my conspiracy theory that WWE are trying to turn Cole into their most popular announcer…

  14. MJA says:

    5) Miz as a face (Both Barrett and Axel got better reactions at Payback. Enough said.)
    4) TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills. (Just ridiculous.)
    3) Brad Maddox (His commentary is worse than awful. Put him in the ring if you must but for God’s sake don’t let the man speak!)
    2) Brooke Hogan’s “State of the Knockouts” address (Why does she even have a job? Oh wait, that’s right! Nepotism!!)
    1) ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream. (Pretty much proves that they’re always going to be marginal, no matter how much we want competition for WWE.)

  15. Hieronymus Botch says:

    1. Sheamus as babyface
    2. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass
    3. WWE App overpushed
    4. Miz as a face
    5. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream

  16. Personos says:

    Nipple H’s family has done more shit to Wrestling than Ted Turner.

    Induct the fuck out of them.

  17. Joe T says:

    How I voted & Why
    1. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense
    -I believe they’ve repeatedly botched things with his career
    2. Kevin Nash stirs up CM Punk fans by pointing out that Punk never got revenge on him
    -Speaking of botched…I think everyone still needs to get revenge with him for having to watch the most botched moves in history by a ME worker
    3. Stephanie McMahon talks down to AJ and Kaitlyn, just to show she’s a bad ass
    -Really just about anything Stephanie or Triple H qualifies in my book
    4. Brad Maddox
    -Don’t need a reason here, it speaks for itself
    5. ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream
    -Only thing I can say here is what a shame, your company is trying hard to climb the ladder but they keep sliding back down again (pun intended)

    • Joe T says:

      side note on #3 as much as I like Nipple H for Stephanie, this “Power Couple” may need a one word name in the future to remind us of their talent and superiority, if this comes to pass my vote right now would be for “Striple H” or “Tranie”.

      • Thomas Moffatt says:

        Very good – Crapfest sums them up perfectly and I think they’re going to featured in the Gooker 2013 big time…

  18. Lee W says:

    The Vickie Guerrero Hardees endorsement is one that I found a little strange as I can only imagine what people thought as they were channel surfing and just happened to come across a scene of a woman who doesn’t exactly appear to be the epitome of fitness and a rather large hamburger right in the middle of the room. (even weirder considering that I’m Australian and that particular fast food chain don’t have any presence here)

  19. Jack says:

    1. 1800 FELLA
    2. Stephanie talks down to divas
    3. ROH stream issues
    4. WWE app overpushed
    5. Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia

  20. TerrierChad says:

    1: Sheamus’ Brogue Kick Hotline, 1-800-FELLA
    2: ROH once again has issues with iPPV stream
    3: Alabama Athletic Commission requires permission for foreign object use, etc
    4: Certain lines of Chris Benoit-related commentary muted from War Games DVD
    5: Miz as a face

    Ziggler’s title loss been top last week really made some of the folk who use this site look bad. Let’s not do the same again this week.

  21. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I think we should play the Glad Game… I’m glad Team Brickie has gone sexual…

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      Sorry that should be NOT gone sexual – I REPEAT NOT gone sexual… this is going downhill from here, right?

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