[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII

13 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2013, 13:41

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs

2. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories

3. WWE App overpushed

4. Jesse Ventura announces frivolous run for President in 2016

5. WWE continues to bait and switch promised matches on Main Event

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show

8. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

9. Miz as a face

10. Triple H sustains lingering head injury

11. The Usos wear facepaint because “it gives them an edge”

12. AJ Styles’ hairstyle

13. WWE Total Divas coming to E!

14. TNA releases Douglas Williams

15. Tony Dawson

Taz on commentary

Alberto Del Rio as a babyface

Stephanie McMahon’s acting

Triple H vs. Curtis Axel, 6/10 Raw

The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement

Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia

Crimson goes from “MIA for a year” to “qualifying for the BFG series”

Velvet Sky on the mic

Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense

Kevin Nash stirs up CM Punk fans by pointing out that Punk never got revenge on him

Alabama Athletic Commission requires permission for foreign object use, etc

Shield’s first clean loss happens on regular TV instead of PPV

The Great Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya Trifecta From Hell

Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

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13 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII"
  1. Thomas Moffatt says:

    5) Kevin Nash – NO we don’t want him back!
    4) The shilling of the burgers last week on Raw – PERLEASE
    3) Tony Dawson – he is crap and a horrid distraction from Michael Cole
    2) Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya – what has Natalya done to get lumped with the novelty acts?
    1) All Things Triple H – the Axel Match, his feud with Heyman/Lesnar, his head injury, his temper tantrum and his gawdhelpus wife, Nipple H

  2. Bugsquid says:

    1.WWE App overpushed
    2.Sheamus as a babyface
    3.Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
    4.Taz on commentary
    5.The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement

  3. anon says:

    1)Steph’s Acting
    2)The App
    3)The Triple H vs Axel Feud
    4)The Hardee’s Burger Placement
    5)Velvet Sky on the Mic

  4. MJA says:

    5) Shield losing on free TV ( Could have been a great Summerslam match instead.)
    4) Kevin Nash’s comments. (It’s like he’s actively trying to piss people off at this stage.)
    3) Sting’s main-event mafia. (Why oh why does TNA feel the need to have a load of big factions in which nobody ever gets over?)
    2) Triple H’s head injury. (Here’s a tip WWE. if you have to go to such extraordinary lengths to make Triple H likable, then he’s probably more of an asset to you as a heel.)
    1) Ziggler loses first title defense. (This had better lead to a mega-babyface run for Ziggler. If it doesn’t, WWE Creative can go **** themselves.)

  5. Patricko says:

    Cant believe it won’t count if I put the new MEM for all five…

  6. Osmosis says:

    5) Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    4) Sheamus as a babyface
    3) Steph’s Acting
    4) Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense
    5) Too much Stephanie for no reason

  7. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    this iz gonna be a tough one. but ill go with-Triple H vs. Curtis Axel, 6/10 Raw/Sting promises a new Main Event Mafia/Kevin Nash stirs up CM Punk fans by pointing out that Punk never got revenge on him/Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense/Alabama Athletic Commission requires permission for foreign object use, etc

  8. Jack says:

    1. Sting promises new MEM
    2. Stephanie Mcmahon’s acting
    3. Bo Dallas as NXT champion.
    4. WWE App.
    5. The Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement

  9. DrewVonAwesome says:

    5) hardees fast food placement
    4) Bo Dallas NXT champion (Seriously WWE… WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN HIM!?)
    3) WWE App overpushed
    2) Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    1) Sting promises new MEM

  10. Charles Belles says:

    Can I suggest the Mark Henry fake retirement for next weeks consideration?

  11. Hieronymus Botch says:

    1. Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title reign ends in first PPV defense
    2. Vickie Guerrero/Hardees product placement
    3. Shield’s first clean loss happening on regular TV
    4. Sting’s new MEM
    5. Stephanie’s acting
    (I would pick The Miz, but he only spoke of tying The Undertaker, not surpassing him; I’d hate for him to overshoot any goals he may have had in his career.)

    • Justin Henry says:

      next time, please get the votes in by the requested midnight EST deadline, not while I’m in the process of posting the rankings :-)

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