[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXI

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary

2. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories

3. WWE App overpushed

4. Bret Hart Apprecation Night relegated to airing on the WWE App

5. AJ Styles’ hairstyle

6. The WWE/Flintstones Movie

7. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

8. WWE recruiting with NFL for possible wrestlers

9. Miz as a face

10. Damien Sandow/Sheamus compete in intellectual challenges

11. Miz predictably uses guest referee gig to harrass Fandango and Wade Barrett

12. Tony Dawson

13. Triple H sustains lingering head injury

14. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo

15. Sheamus as a babyface

Taz on commentary

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs

WWE continues to bait and switch promised matches on Main Event

Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show

The Usos wear facepaint because “it gives them an edge”

TNA releases Douglas Williams

Jesse Ventura announces frivolous run for President in 2016

Alberto Del Rio as a babyface

Former NXT talent Chad Baxter claims WWE is a ‘pimp’ and treated him shoddily

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11 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXI"
  1. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    1. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show
    4. WWE continues to bait and switch promised matches on Main Event
    5. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs

  2. Nickety-Split says:

    1. WWE continues to bait and switch promised matches on Main Event
    2. TNA releases Douglas Williams
    3. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    4. Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary
    5. Taz on commentary

  3. Peter says:

    1. McMahon opening segment on RAW
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. Usos facepaint
    4. Babyface Sheamus
    5. Babyface Miz (just to keep the gag going)

  4. joshjosh says:

    1.Sheamus as a babyface
    2. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills
    3. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    4. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo
    5. AJ Styles’ hairstyle

    And for the record I like Tony dawson, but Ive only seen him on jbl and cole show :P

  5. Hieronymus Botch says:

    1. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    4. The Body’s political maneuver (To his credit, he and Tim Pawlenty seem similarly qualified; he should run for Secretary of Transportation, seeing as how America finds a “Ventura Highway” to be a good idea…)
    5. The Miz as babyface (Last week, you mentioned how he ties The Undertaker if he gets on this week; on one of the SmackDown! vs. Raw games [I believe it was 2011], there’s some quip about his “ridiculously high hopes” when he talks about how he was 17 WrestleMania wins from tying Undi. Now, it seems that the “ridiculously high hopes” have come from the writing team, as they hope to get The Miz over as a face!)

  6. Mike says:

    Hmm…let’s see; it says: “In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst”. Seems simple enough.

  7. Mitchell C. says:

    1.TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills
    2.TNA releases Douglas Williams
    3.Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    (tie)4.Bret Hart Appreciation Night relegated to WWE App
    (tie) 4.Natalya forced to job on her birthday in Calgary
    5.WWE Recruiting With NFL For Possible Wrestlers(Lawrence Taylor, anyone?)

  8. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs/Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show/The Usos wear facepaint because “it gives them an edge”/Former NXT talent Chad Baxter claims WWE is a ‘pimp’ and treated him shoddily/WWE continues to bait and switch promised matches on Main Event

  9. Jack says:

    1. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    2.Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show
    3. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    4. Usos facepaint
    5. WWE App overpushed.

  10. Bugsquid says:

    1.Taz on commentary
    2.Sheamus as a babyface
    3.Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston: every single show
    4.Miz as a face
    5.Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories

  11. RB says:

    1. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    2. Vince/Stephanie program themselves in opening Raw segment, ‘surprised’ when rating bombs
    3. Sheamus as a babyface
    4. WWE App overpushed
    5. Former NXT talent Chad Baxter claims WWE is a ‘pimp’ and treated him shoddily

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