[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XX

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

**NOTE** No votes will be accepted for Buck Zumholf’s arrest. Let’s leave that out of a “silly” piece.

NOMINEES

1. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo

2. WWE App overpushed

3. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

4. Fans manipulated by WWE.com graphic, believe RVD was Paul Heyman’s client

5. Triple H sustains lingering head injury

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Miz as a face

8. Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’

9. “Patching In” of AJ Styles

10. Carlito rips physical appearances of Shield members

11. Gunner as James Storm’s new partner

12. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match

13. Damien Sandow/Sheamus “Gordian Knot” segment

14. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian

15. Jerry Lawler apologizes for innocuous “stroke” comment regarding Triple H

Tony Dawson

WWE recruiting with NFL for possible wrestlers

Taz on commentary

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Bret Hart Apprecation Night relegated to airing on the WWE App

Miz predictably uses guest referee gig to harrass Fandango and Wade Barrett

Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary

AJ Styles’ hairstyle

Damien Sandow/Sheamus play “find the ball”

Jay Bradley vs. Sam Shaw

Gunner as TNA World Tag Team Champion

Extreme Rising issues vague, vindictive press release about company’s future

The WWE/Flintstones Movie

Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories

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17 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XX"
  1. Destroyman says:

    1. WWE App overpushed – I did a count of it last week. Fourteen times it was mentioned. Four of those times were in the first half hour.
    2. Natalya gets jobbed in Calgary on her birthday – I’m starting to get the feeling that the WWE officials don’t like Natalya.
    3. Miz as a babyface – It’s practically tradition for the Power Crappings now. May as well.
    4. Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’ – If they saw what he did in the indies, they’ll see that he’s not boring.
    5. Miz predictably uses guest referee gig to harrass Fandango and Wade Barrett – It was expected to happen. Didn’t make it suck any less.

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      WWE find Antonio Cesaro boring because he can wrestle! If he was annoying little shit such as a leprechaun or a lumbering oaf with a muppet-esque smile on his face who you could barely understand then they would push him
      Personally I wonder what they think of Mr Charisma Randy Orton?
      Then again they thought Lance Storm was boring (!) and look what happened to him… Wrestlecrap reincarnated for Cesaro…

  2. Jimbolian says:

    I got a good feeling “Bret Hart Appreciation Night” being relegated to WWE.com will be #1 this week.

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      Did he have to apologise for something he said to his friend of 30 odd years, Pat Patterson, that hadn’t offended Pat?

  3. Superstarl says:

    1. AJ Styles’ hairstyle- He looks silly lol.
    2. Natalya gets jobbed in Calgary on her birthday- We appreciate you, Hart family! You help give heat to great heels like the Bella twins!
    3. The WWE/Flintstones Movie- Bad WWE cartoons? Are we going back to the 80s? Does this mean I can finally get my WWE ice cream?
    4. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match- Dat Super Cena.
    5. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo- Aaaand classic Trips to end things for me.

  4. anon says:

    1) WWE App Over Pushed
    2)AJ Styles’ hairstyle
    3) WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian
    4)Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary
    5)WWE Total Divas coming to E!

  5. MisterSpiffy says:

    Can I nominate Dixie and A.J.’s theme songs?

  6. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if AJ Styles’ Peter Dinklage hairdo tops the list.

  7. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    hmmmmmm. this honestly iz gonna be a tough one to pick. but ill go with-WWE recruiting with NFL for possible wrestlers/Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories/Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary/Miz predictably uses guest referee gig to harrass Fandango and Wade Barrett/The WWE/Flintstones Movie

  8. Bugsquid says:

    1.Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary
    2.Miz predictably uses guest referee gig to harrass Fandango and Wade Barrett
    3.Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    4.Sheamus as a babyface
    5.WWE App overpushed

  9. RB says:

    1. Bret Hart Apprecation Night relegated to airing on the WWE App
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. Sheamus as a babyface
    4. Damien Sandow/Sheamus play “find the ball” (Should be renamed to “Damien Sandow/Sheamus feud”)
    5. AJ Styles’ hairstyle

  10. RB says:

    Changing my nominations.
    1. Curtis Axel’s push consists of fluke victories
    2. Bret Hart Apprecation Night relegated to airing on the WWE App
    3. WWE App overpushed
    4. Damien Sandow/Sheamus play “find the ball” (Should be renamed to “Damien Sandow/Sheamus feud”)
    5. AJ Styles’ hairstyle

  11. The Gold Standard says:

    Maybe Miz and Sheamus should form a face tag team and call themselves, “Lightning Heat”

  12. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Bret Hart relegated to WWE App plus his “apology” to Pat Patterson
    Cesaro branded boring yet the Snore-lord Randy Orton (and the poor man’s Jake Roberts I might add) has not been commented on
    Tony Dawson.
    All things Triple H
    Kaitlyn’s admirer – when Natalya is not jobbing for the Bella Twins (whom we are supposed to care about but do not) she is in the dragging horror fest waiting to happen – I think it could be a LESBIAN STALKER angle… and not a kinky one either…

    • Thomas Moffatt says:

      Oh, scrap Kaitlyn’s admirer/potential lesbo stalker – the PERSISTENCE of NXT to continually replace the best colour man in the WWE, William Regal, with Brad Maddox!!!!!!!!

  13. Bigbattle22 says:

    1. Natalya gets jobbed on her birthday in Calgary. Between Khali singing “Happy Birthday” and the Bellas mock singing it, it can really get a person to hate that song if they like Natalya.
    2. Sting vs Ray at Slammiversary. Sting wants a No hold Bared match, A&8 show up to help Ray win said match, no faces show up to counter and help Sting, Evil wins because good is dumb.
    3. Miz as a face. Because the only way to get your new babyface over is for him to to be the guest referee to punk out both Wade and Fandango.
    4. Bret Hart Apprecation Night relegated to airing on the WWE App. I get this feeling that WWE is holding a grudge for the Harts seeing how Natalya was jobbed to hell and WWE refused to show Bret Hart Apprecation Night unless you had a app they keep shilling like no tomorrow.
    And 5. Taz on commentary. Taz is mixed between heel lover guy and his old commentating self and it isn’t helping anyone right now.

  14. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. Wrestlecrap thinking WWE recruiting from the NFL is a bad thing. Ever heard of Bruiser Brody, Stan Hansen or Brian Pillman? Idiots.
    2. AJ Styles hairstyle
    3. WWE overpromoting app.
    4. WWE finds Cesaro boring
    5. WWE Flintstones movie

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