-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)
-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)
-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”
And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.
NOMINEES
1. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian
2. Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates
3. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman destroy Triple H’s office
4. Sheamus as a face
5. WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″
6. Brock vs. HHH at Extreme Rules (EXCLUDED FROM THIS WEEK’S VOTING)
7. Diddy promotes “Be a Star”
8. Brad Maddox
9. Tony Dawson
10. The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell
11. Miz as a face
12. Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure
13. Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker
14. WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!
15. John Cena mocks the way Ryback talks
TNA Helmet Cam
Alberto Del Rio as a face
Chris Jericho/Fandango dance-off
Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’
John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match
James Storm’s awkward attacks against Bad Influence, Dirty Heels
Mark Henry vs. Sheamus at Extreme Rules
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules
Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar at Extreme Rules
John Cena vs. Ryback ends in non-finish
WWE releases Derrick Bateman
WWE releases Percy Watson
Chavo Guerrero needlessly involves himself in Aries/Hemme incident
WWE oversells its App on Raw
John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match/Chavo Guerrero needlessly involves himself in Aries/Hemme incident/John Cena vs. Ryback ends in non-finish/James Storm’s awkward attacks against Bad Influence, Dirty Heels/Chris Jericho/Fandango dance-off
WORST: John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match
Alberto Del Rio as a face
The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell
Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’
Chris Jericho/Fandango dance-off
1. McGillicutty as Heyman’s new client.
2. McGillicutty as Heyman’s new client.
3. McGillicutty as Heyman’s new client.
4. McGillicutty as Heyman’s new client.
5. McGillicutty as Heyman’s new client.
I don’t care if it’s too late. Curtis Axel. Wow,
Did you really watch Raw just because WWE cock-teased you with a graphic on its website?
WrestleZone said it was definitely RVD! I got marked out big time…. I shall admit. I’ll make it up by not watching wrestling period for 3 months. This is awful.
So trying to make Joe Hennig a star is bad? Heyman is a guy with tons of credibility. The two guys that he’s been managing are arguably the two most over guys in the company, and Heyman is a heat machine. You put Curtis Axel with Paul Heyman, and you give him instant credibility as well. Have him plow through a few guys and then put him over Jericho maybe before Jericho takes off again and you could possibly get him to that upper mid-card level with Heyman as his mouthpiece.
If and when RVD comes back, he’ll get a face reaction all the time regardless, so even though he is a Paul Heyman guy, Heyman wouldn’t necessarily be a great fit for him. Christian may have been, but Christian may be better fitted for the role of putting over a guy like Curtis Axel to try to get him to the next level.
Joe Hennig, fine. Curtis Axel? I’m all for pushing him, but combining his father/grandfather’s name and giving him a remixed Mr. Perfect theme? Give the guy a chance if your big on him without the focus all on his family. It’s tired. I like Joe Hennig. I thought the McGillicuty thing was stupid, and I think “Curtis Axel” is stupid.
got to be WWE overselling its app more than The Rock oversold when ever he got a stunner
1. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian – Sure, they could’ve had him be Paul Heyman’s new client, but nah, we’re gonna give that to Michael McGillcutty…or Curtis Axel…or King Kong Crush, or whatever the f*ck his name is…
2. John Cena vs. Ryback ends in non-finish – It was a Last Man Standing in Front of an Ambulance Match?
3. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match – to be fair, it was a disqualification, but it shouldn’t have had to be a disqualification.
4. Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules – They plodded along for almost thirty minutes, and nobody cared. Nobody. Cared.
5 Mark Henry vs. Sheamus at Extreme Rules – Because nothing is as extreme as two large men whipping each other.
So why isn’t Austin Aries sexually harassing somebody on the air one of the nominees? That and the Jay Briscoe thing ought to be topping the rankings.
Agreed. Austin Aries sexually harassing Christy Hemme should at least be a nominee. I’m sure it wouldn’t make it on since Aries is an internet darling, but it should certainly be nominated.
actually, it was a matter of me forgetting to nominate it a week ago, and then deciding this week that, since Austin and Christy settled the matter, there was no point in including it. But I do appreciate the generalization. WWE taught me stereotyping is wrong
This is very easy – 7 NXT rookies some with a lot of potential some who never got a chance to shine are released yet Tony Dawson, Michael Cole, Brad Maddox and Fucking Hornsfuckingswoggle still have jobs. The end
1. WWE oversells it’s app on raw
2. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match
3. Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules
4. Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules
5. Alberto Del Rio as a face,