[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVII

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war

2. Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker

3. Fandango/Summer Rae vs. Natalya/Great Khali in a dance-off

4. Antonio Cesaro yodels

5. WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″

6. Brad Maddox

7. Chavo Guerrero, on the mic

8. Miz as a face

9. Brock vs. HHH at Extreme Rules

10. Matt Morgan gets #1 contender’s match, despite inactivity

11. Hulk Hogan and Sting run off the Aces n Eights

12. Alberto Del Rio claims he turned face due to demand of fans

13. Big E Langston vs. Zeb Coulter vs. Ricardo Rodriguez

14. Tony Dawson

15. WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!

Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

TNA Helmet Cam

The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell

Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure

Todd Keneley

Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman destroy Triple H’s office

John Cena mocks the way Ryback talks

Diddy promotes “Be a Star”

Jericho sets up scoring table to mock Fandango

WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian

Ryback DQed for driving Jericho nut-first into ring post

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7 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVII"
  1. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I don’t see what the problem is with Sheamus cheapshotting Mark Henry – imagine if that had been Stone Cold in his pomp, you know he would have ended up stunning Mark Henry

    Jay Briscoe; Lesnar/Heyman trash Triple H’s office; Tony Dawson; Khali/Natalya/Shiteswoggle; and Diddy for me

    Possibly WrestleCrap for not having yet parodied Cole and JBL climbing Mount Whitney and JBL doing the world a favour by leaving Cole behind…

    • Peter says:

      Sheamus and Stone Cold are not the same babyfaces. Stone Cold was still pushed as a “don’t give a hoot about anyone” type, where he stuns just about anyone and everyone. Sheamus is supposed to be more of a “do-good” type of babyface, with the promotion of “Be-A-Star” campaign, yet he cheapshots someone after losing cleanly and asking for a rematch.

      That said, since I haven’t paid attention to wrestling this past week (hockey playoffs come first), I will have to respectfully refrain from voting this time around.

  2. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian
    2. Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker
    3. Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure
    4. WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!
    5. Hulk Hogan and Sting run off the Aces n Eights

  3. patricko says:

    Dixie Carter action Figure
    Briscoe’s a hate filled dick head
    Lesnar trashes HHH office
    Morgan gets contender shot
    Hogan / Sting scare off A & 8′s

  4. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates/John Cena mocks the way Ryback talks/WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian/Diddy promotes “Be a Star”/Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman destroy Triple H’s office

  5. Bugsquid says:

    1.Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman destroy Triple H’s office
    2.WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian
    3.Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war
    4.The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell
    5.Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates

  6. RB says:

    1. Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates
    2. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian
    3. Brock vs. HHH at Extreme Rules
    4. Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war
    5. Ryback DQed for driving Jericho nut-first into ring post

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