[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Hulk Hogan and Sting run off the Aces n Eights

2. Antonio Cesaro yodels

3. Triple H beats up Paul Heyman without provocation

4. Michael Cole dances to R-Truth’s entrance

5. WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!

6. The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell

7. Brock vs. HHH at Extreme Rules

8. WWE acts as if it invented the Fandango’ing craze

9. Mick Foley needlessly used to try and get Ryback over

10. Ryback takes down tweets that reference John Cena’s divorce

11. Dolph Ziggler cleanly puts Jack Swagger over

12. TNA Helmet Cam

13. Mark Henry backs down from Great Khali in gauntlet on Main Event

14. Fans take Michael Bay’s tweet about The Rock too seriously

15. Miz as a face

Tony Dawson

Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure

Todd Keneley

Brad Maddox

Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker

Fandango/Summer Rae vs. Natalya/Great Khali in a dance-off

Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war

Big E Langston vs. Zeb Coulter vs. Ricardo Rodriguez

Matt Morgan gets #1 contender’s match, despite inactivity

Chavo Guerrero, on the mic

WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″

Alberto Del Rio claims he turned face due to demand of fans

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9 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI"
  1. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″
    2. Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan
    3. Mark Henry backs down from Great Khali in gauntlet on Main Event
    4. Mick Foley needlessly used to try and get Ryback over
    5. Ryback takes down tweets that reference John Cena’s divorce

  2. The Cabana Formerly Belonging To Carlito says:

    I don’t think the shilling of Domino’s Order Tracker should even be included as it more or less warrants an induction on its own.

  3. BaltoJim says:

    Relationship advice from The Great Khali:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLafwmkMMM0

    I’m hoping this becomes a weekly feature…

  4. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker/WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″/Matt Morgan gets #1 contender’s match, despite inactivity/Alberto Del Rio claims he turned face due to demand of fans/Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war

  5. Bugsquid says:

    1.Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war
    2.WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!
    3.Fandango/Summer Rae vs. Natalya/Great Khali in a dance-off
    4.WWE acts as if it invented the Fandango’ing craze
    5.Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker

  6. RB says:

    1. WWE Network, once set for 2012 launch, now to launch “by end of 2015″
    2. Raw announcers shill the Dominos Order Tracker
    3. Heroic Sheamus cheapshots Mark Henry in tug of war
    4. Alberto Del Rio claims he turned face due to demand of fans
    5. Antonio Cesaro yodels

  7. RunLefty says:

    1.) HHH “The extreme COO”. I remember once upon a time when DX would attack the corporate structure and the people would cheer gleefully. Fast forward to this Monday and now HHH is the COO and we are supposed to hate Heyman and Lesnar for doing the same thing HHH did during the attitude era.
    2.) To many dancers and or dance experts on Raw…. Fandango, Jericho, Tons of Funk, R-Truth, ext.
    3.) Faces doing dastardly deeds

  8. Joseph S. Hasan says:

    I actually enjoyed Big E.-Ricardo-Zeb, last week. Zeb was hilarious.

  9. John Q Occupier says:

    1- The Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya mess.
    2- Brad Maddox ruins SMS
    3-We’re supposed to cheer Sheamus despite him being an absolute a-hole
    4- Raw shills Domino’s
    5- Face Miz, just because I’M AWESOME.

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