[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XV

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. WWE acts as if it invented the Fandango’ing craze

2. Dolph Ziggler cleanly puts Jack Swagger over

3. WWE officials ‘baffled’ as to why WMania buyrates may be low (NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THIS WEEK)

4. 6 person tag on SD booked over Hornswoggle’s parking spot

5. WWE officials upset that fans booed Maria Menounos at HOF

6. Antonio Cesaro yodels

7. TNA Helmet Cam

8. Mark Coleman calls out CM Punk

9. WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!

10. Orton/Sheamus in handicap matches

11. Miz as a face

12. Rosa Mendes sent home for drunkenness

13. Tony Dawson

14. Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure

15. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton from 4/8 Raw

Todd Keneley

Brad Maddox

Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

Brock vs. HHH at Extreme Rules

Ryback takes down tweets that reference John Cena’s divorce

Michael Cole dances to R-Truth’s entrance

Triple H beats up Paul Heyman without provocation

Mick Foley needlessly used to try and get Ryback over

Mark Henry backs down from Great Khali in gauntlet on Main Event

The Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle trifecta from hell

Hulk Hogan and Sting run off the Aces n Eights

Fans take Michael Bay’s tweet about The Rock too seriously

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6 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XV"
  1. Big wiggle says:

    Brock hhh extreme, fandango craze,sting hogan eights,dolph ziggler puts over hack stoner,coleman calld out the best in the world

  2. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Ryback takes down tweets that reference John Cena’s divorce/Mick Foley needlessly used to try and get Ryback over/Fans take Michael Bay’s tweet about The Rock too seriously/Michael Cole dances to R-Truth’s entrance/Hulk Hogan and Sting run off the Aces n Eights

  3. Peter says:

    It’s very, very hard to narrow it down to 5.

  4. Thomas Moffatt says:

    How about Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro having a brilliant match buried on NXT?

  5. Sharpe Puppy says:

    Watch “Danny Doring shoots on Paul Heyman” and “Shane Douglas dickbag” and you will realize that Paul Heyman should always be beaten up without provocation.

    1. Hulk Hogan & Sting run off Aces & Eights
    2. Antonio Cesaro Yodels
    3. Mick Foley needlessly used to get Ryback over
    4. Mark Coleman calls out CM Punk
    5. Rosa Mendes sent home for drunkenness

    Why is “WWE officials ‘baffled’ as to why WMania buyrates may be low” not eligible for this week? That’s #1 in my book.

  6. BaltoJim says:

    BRICKI

    “BLUNDERTWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!”
    VG: “Shape of… a screech monkey!”
    BM: “Form of… a cloud of methane!

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