[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

***NOTE*** Although sad, a wrestler dying under any circumstances does not constitute ‘crap’, and shouldn’t be lumped in with the silly and absurd of the business. Therefore, votes for the death of Hector Garza will not be accepted.

1. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match

2. Chavo Guerrero needlessly involves himself in Aries/Hemme incident

3. John Cena vs. Ryback ends in non-finish

4. Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’

5. WWE App overpushed

6. Sheamus as a babyface

7. Miz as a face

8. WWE creative reportedly has no plans for Christian

9. Chris Jericho/Fandango dance-off

10. Alberto Del Rio as a face

11. Tony Dawson

12. Taz on commentary

13. Jay Briscoe makes violent threat toward gay marriage advocates

14. James Storm’s awkward attacks against Bad Influence, Dirty Heels

15. WWE releases Derrick Bateman

Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure

TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills

Brad Maddox

WWE Total Divas coming to E!

Fans manipulated by WWE.com graphic, believe Rob Van Dam was Paul Heyman’s client

Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo

Triple H sustains lingering head injury

Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

Gunner as James Storm’s new partner

Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky

“Patching In” of AJ Styles

Damien Sandow/Sheamus “Gordian Knot” segment

Carlito rips physical appearances of Shield members

Jerry Lawler apologizes for innocuous “stroke” comment regarding Triple H

Todd Kennely

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14 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX"
  1. Nazirul_Takashi says:

    Too bad Spoilers doesn’t count because there’s a NXT Spoiler that could easily top this week’s Power Crappings. :D

    Anyway…

    1. WWE App Overpushed
    2. Fans manipulated by WWE.com graphic, believe Rob Van Dam was Paul Heyman’s client
    3.Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo
    4.Triple H sustains lingering head injury
    5. Sheamus as a Babyface

  2. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills/Carlito rips physical appearances of Shield members/Fans manipulated by WWE.com graphic, believe Rob Van Dam was Paul Heyman’s client/Jerry Lawler apologizes for innocuous “stroke” comment regarding Triple H/Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo

  3. Down With OPC says:

    Does anyone have a link to the graphic of RVD that was on wwe.com? Didn’t see that.

  4. bill e says:

    1) WWE App overpushed
    2) Triple H sustains lingering head injury
    3) Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo
    4) WWE Total Divas coming to E!
    5) Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro “boring”

  5. Jerichoholic Ninja says:

    It’s unfortunate that people like Miz, Sheamus and Del Rio are pushed so badly as faces, because the company truly does need more top names who can be good guys. Unfortunately, most of their top faces as of late have proven that they are far better heels.

    It brings to mind a headlie from a while back along the lines of “WWE gives into fans, turns everyone heel.”

  6. Bugsquid says:

    1.Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo
    2.Triple H sustains lingering head injury
    3.Reports that the WWE office finds Antonio Cesaro ‘boring’
    4.WWE App overpushed
    5.Sheamus as a babyface

  7. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. Fans manipulated by WWE.com graphic, believe Rob Van Dam was Paul Heyman’s client
    2. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in first promo
    3. Jerry Lawler apologizes for innocuous “stroke” comment regarding Triple H
    4. John Cena survives 3 on 1 vs. Shield in elimination match
    5. WWE App overpushed

  8. RB says:

    1. Triple H buries Curtis Axel in 1 minute.
    2. WWE App overpushed
    3. Sheamus as a Babyface
    4. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills
    5. Gunner as James Storm’s new partner

  9. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Right…

    WWE App
    Tony Dawson
    Brad Maddox
    Kaitlyn’s Secret Admirer – seriously, do they have nothing better for Natalya to do and anything involving Khali and Hornswoggle is automatically awful
    AND
    The hints of a Josh Matthews Heel Turn – it’s coming, not only have the WWE given the world the worst announcer ever in Tony Dawson, in a desperate bid to make Cole popular they are turning a better announcer heel – Byron Saxton ended up as the ring announcer on NXT BTW…

    • Noel Frey says:

      And then recently released, if I’m not mistaken. He was a decent announcer, and played well off of Regal. Dawson is just shit, shit, shit. They could at least bring back Scott Stanford to Superstars, if he’s not busy. His voice reminds me of Michael Hayes, which is a great thing!

      • Noel Frey says:

        Wait, no, he’s still there. He’s a NXT Creative Assistant, which is why I haven’t seen him on NXT lately. I just assumed he was released since they have a new female ring announcer now.

  10. Thun says:

    1. Tony Dawson
    2. Brad Maddox
    3. WWE App overpushed
    4. TNA doesn’t pay for Zema Ion’s medical bills
    5. WWE Total Divas coming to E!

    Strong Bullshit.

  11. Julie Hankinson says:

    Question–have Jesse and Festus been inducted? That gimmick came to mind when we saw the TV promo for the Wyatt family.

    OK, my nominations:

    1. Brad Maddox
    2. Todd Kenealy
    3. WWE app overpushed
    4. TNA not paying Zema Ion’s medical bills (John Morrison had the same problem in WWE)
    5. Curtis Axel.

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