[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2013, 14:09

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

1. Randy Orton forgets line in exchange with Sheamus

2. The Rock walks out of WWE, citing injury

3. Dixie Carter hawks autographed action figure

4. WWE announcers use the hackneyed “bizarro world” label for post-WM Raw crowd

5. Miz as a face

6. Not everyone got WM refund whose online feed crapped out

7. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton from 4/8 Raw

8. Stephanie McMahon spoils WWE2K14 cover announcement

9. Constant shilling of WWE App

10. Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

11. TNA Knockouts reduced to being groped by Joey Ryan

12. Tony Dawson

13. Antonio Cesaro yodels

14. Soap opera writers chosen over Paul Heyman

15. Brad Maddox

WWE portrays Fandango’ing trend as if they suggested it upon the audience

Todd Keneley

ODB as a referee

TNA Helmet Cam

WWE officials upset that fans booed Maria Menounos at Hall of Fame

WWE officials ‘baffled’ as to why WrestleMania buyrates may be frighteningly low

Revered Dolph Ziggler cleanly puts boring Jack Swagger over to keep Swagger in main event hunt

Randy Orton and Sheamus are “heroes” for taking on Big Show in handicap matches

WWE won’t acknowledge on-air that 4/15 Raw was in Greenville, SC

WWE to run Diva-related reality show on E!

6 person tag on Smackdown booked because Epico/Primo/Rosa stole Hornswoggle’s parking spot

Rosa Mendes reportedly sent home from European tour for perpetual drunkenness

UFC legend Mark Coleman upset that CM Punk getting camera time at recent event, wants to fight him

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6 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV"
  1. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    WWE portrays Fandango’ing trend as if they suggested it upon the audience/TNA Helmet Cam/WWE officials ‘baffled’ as to why WrestleMania buyrates may be frighteningly low/WWE won’t acknowledge on-air that 4/15 Raw was in Greenville, SC/UFC legend Mark Coleman upset that CM Punk getting camera time at recent event, wants to fight him

  2. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    Wow. Had a difficult time narrowing it down to just five choices this week.

  3. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. WWE officials ‘baffled’ as to why WrestleMania buyrates may be frighteningly low
    2. WWE announcers use the hackneyed “bizarro world” label for post-WM Raw crowd
    3. Not everyone got WM refund whose online feed crapped out
    4. WWE portrays Fandango’ing trend as if they suggested it upon the audience
    5. WWE officials upset that fans booed Maria Menounos at Hall of Fame

  4. Big wiggle says:

    Mark coleman, dolph putting over swagger, sheamus and orton are heroes, odb referee,miz as face

  5. I.C. says:

    Going to dispute a couple here:
    Rock confirmed he’s going in for surgery, don’t know why that’s still on the list.
    Todd Keneley is about 1000 times better than Mike Tenay, so another weird pick there.
    Why shouldn’t WWE be pissed at the idiots that couldn’t shut up during the Hall of Fame and had no class at all?
    The 6 person tag being set up by a stolen parking spot is better than just sticking them out there to fight for no reason at all, so no problem with this either.

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