[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIII

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-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Diddy performs at WrestleMania

2. WWE initially chose to omit Mick Foley’s HOF speech

3. Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

4. TNA Knockouts reduced to being groped by Joey Ryan

5. Soap opera writers chosen over Paul Heyman

6. Miz as a face

7. 8 person tag scrapped at WrestleMania

8. Ryback vs. Mark Henry

9. Brad Maddox

10. Sabu/PWS incident

11. Fandango

12. Miz vs. Wade Barrett moved to pre-show

13. CM Punk dumps contents of urn on Undertaker

14. Charlie Haas/ROH incident

15. Constant shilling of WWE App

The Rock walks out of WWE, reasons for injury appear inconsistent

WWE announcers use the hackneyed “bizarro world” label to describe fans tired of stale product

Randy Orton forgets line, not-so-discreetly asks Sheamus what he’s supposed to say

WWE doesn’t offer everyone who ordered WrestleMania stream that crashed a refund

Sheamus vs. Randy Orton from Raw

Bully Ray vs. Brooke Hogan

ODB as a referee

Dixie Carter peddling autographed action figures of herself

Stephanie McMahon spoils WWE2K14 cover announcement

Antonio Cesaro yodels

Tony Dawson

Todd Keneley

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14 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIII"
  1. Thomas Moffatt says:

    An absolute blinder was missed – due to technical issues I had to phone in my order for WM29 to Sky Box Office and who do they have on the automated message for the promotion? Wade Barrett who was not even on the card (!)

  2. John Q Occupier says:

    1: WWE doesn’t offer refunds to folks who shelled out for Wrestlemania and got squat
    2: WWE seems to think that the “Universe” doesn’t include the UK
    3: Face Miz
    4: Maragaret Thatcher’s theme song defeats Fandango’s in the UK charts
    5: Wade Barrett supports Preston North End- check the bbc.com website if you don’t believe me!

    • Bone White says:

      I dunno that kind of makes me like Barrett a bit more supporting PNE – at least he’s sticking with his home town club instead of being a glory hunter. He does like the Manic Street Preachers too so hmmmmm

      • John Q Occupier says:

        As a miserable old git who supports Sheffield United, I had to make SOME sort of football-related joke…

        (TOTALLY with you on the Manics front, though…)

  3. Superstarl says:

    1) TNA Knockouts reduced to being groped by Joey Ryan
    2) Fandango
    3)Randy Orton forgets line, not-so-discreetly asks Sheamus what he’s supposed to say
    4) Dixie Carter peddling autographed action figures of herself
    5) Sabu/PWS incident

  4. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    The Rock walks out of WWE, reasons for injury appear inconsistent/WWE announcers use the hackneyed “bizarro world” label to describe fans tired of stale product/Dixie Carter peddling autographed action figures of herself/WWE doesn’t offer everyone who ordered WrestleMania stream that crashed a refund/Randy Orton forgets line, not-so-discreetly asks Sheamus what he’s supposed to say

  5. Big wiggle says:

    Bully ray vs brooke hogan nuff said

  6. Thomas Moffatt says:

    To be fair to Tony Dawson he has been brought in to deliberately suck – let’s face it WWE has a history of having announcers who have sucked really badly (Jonathon Coachman and Mike Adamle) in a failed attempt to make Michael Cole look good…

  7. Sharpe Puppy says:

    1. WWE doesn’t offer everyone who ordered WrestleMania stream that crashed a refund
    2. WWE announcers use the hackneyed “bizarro world” label to describe fans tired of stale product
    3. CM Punk dumps contents of urn on Undertaker
    4. Constant shilling of WWE App
    5. Soap opera writers chosen over Paul Heyman

  8. Juice211 says:

    Finally….yodeling Cesaro makes the nominees….Gooker Award winner favorite for 2013

  9. BaltoJim says:

    I nominate the main event TL&C match on last week’s TNA Impact between Bully Ray and Jeff Hardy.

    Midway through the match, one of the tables breaks in half when Bully Ray sits on it. Hardy looks under the ring for another table, but there isn’t one there. So he has to walk all of the way back up the ramp to the main stage to get a replacement table and then carry it back down the ramp to ringside. Bully Ray immediately takes the table, sets it up in just the right spot, and then moves the broken table (the one he had sat on) out of the way. Then he lays himself down on top of the new table and waits there for Hardy to climb to the top rope and jump on him.,,

    The fun starts at 24:00 :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIfiO9L4Og

  10. Alan says:

    1. WWE omits Foley.
    2. Cesaro yodeling.
    3. Rock walks out of WWE, Austin style.
    4. Randy Orton forgets his lines.
    5. Soap opera writers over Paul E.

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