[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VIII

7 Submitted by on Thu, 07 March 2013, 14:30

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. Lawler shills Sonic food [-]

2. Jack Swagger not punished for DUI/marijuana arrest [1]

3. Donald Trump as HOF inductee [-]

4. Rock spoils WrestleMania outcome [-]

5. WWE jobs viable talents in 3 minute matches [-]

6. Swagger, Coulter break character to trash Beck [-]

7. Hogan bait/switch on England Impact [-]

8. HHH jeans stain [-]

9. Miz as a face [4]

10. Saturday Morning Slam to get a GM [-]

11. Team Hell No Continues to Jump the Shark [-]

12. WWE/TNA Harlem Shake craze [11]

13. Hogan says Jeff Hardy shouldn’t be champ [-]

14. Brad Maddox as assistant to Vickie [9]

15. Fandango [12]

AJ Styles, the Son of Anarchy

Robbie E, Robbie T, and the world’s longest break-up

Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan

Jim Ross embarrassed again in Oklahoma

Old School Raw mostly feels like a regular Raw

WWE spends more time promoting their movies than many of their talents

Superstar Graham demands removal from WWE Hall of Fame

Bleacher Report posts article saying, “Paul Bearer Shouldn’t be in HOF” just after he died

Tony Dawson

Taz joined Aces and 8s just to basically play the same character on commentary

Dolph Ziggler seeking first win since 2004, apparently

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7 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VIII"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    I’ve actually read the Bleacher Report article, and it basically says the Bearer shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame THIS YEAR, as it would feel like a knee-jerk reaction. It’s not against him being in the HOF at all, just not this year.

  2. Big Wiggle says:

    Donald trump hof, dolph ziggler seeking first win, hogan says hardy shouldnt be champ,jim ross embarrassed in oklahoma,miz as face

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I go for in descending order Fandango, WWE Movie promotions, JR embarassed, Tony Dawson and Michael Cole & Lawler replacing JBL on Smackdown! when they could have and should have given William Regal a chance who would have been far more entertaining than Michael Cole and his stupid fake laugh…

  4. JimbolianJimJimbJolianbJiSmbJimJim says:

    I nominate the Jack Swagger match against Hacksaw Jim Duggan because I think this was the first time ever Duggan pussed out about a 4×4 being used in a match.

  5. Sharpe Puppy says:

    Swag breaks character
    Lawler shills sonic Food
    Rock Spoiling WM outcome
    JR Embarrassed again in OK
    Dolph Ziggler seeking first win since 2004, apparently

  6. IC says:

    How and when did Rock spoil the Wrestlemania outcome?

    • Tommy B Rude says:

      Apparently he made a comment about not appearing at Extreme Rules. Would be hilarious if he still retains and they just don’t have the title on the line the next month.

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