[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week VII

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 13:41

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

LAST WEEK’S RANKINGS (All are eligible to be voted on this week as well)

1. Jack Swagger’s DUI/marijuana arrest [-] (Will continue on as : Swagger apparently not punished for DUI/marijuana arrest)

2. New WWE title design [-]

3. Hogan blames Hart for hurting pay [-]

4. Miz as a face [5]

5. Rock struggles in World Title match [-]

6. Sheamus awkwardly disrupts Barrett’s promo [-] (Will continue as: Sheamus/Barrett engage in cheap feud while promoting Dead Man Down)

7. Swagger wins Chamber [-]

8. Jobbing of Kofi [-]

9. Brad Maddox as assistant [-]

10. Khali/Horny/Nattie [6]

11. WWE/TNA Harlem Shake [-]

12. Fandango [9]

13. Brooke/Bully Ray [8]

14. Aces and Eights [-]

15. IOC contemplates cutting wrestling [1]

NEW FOR THIS WEEK

Triple H: Time to Play the Stain

Donald Trump as HOF inductee

Jack Swagger, Zeb Coulter break character to trash Glenn Beck

Team Hell No Continues to Jump the Shark

Jerry Lawler has Sonic food delivered in cheap tie-in

The Rock spoils WrestleMania, admits he won’t be at Extreme Rules

Saturday Morning Slam to get a GM

Hulk Hogan says Jeff Hardy shouldn’t be TNA Champion

WWE jobs viable talents in pointless 3 minute matches (Cesaro, Rhodes, Kingston, etc)

IWC taunts Virgil for selling memorabilia on NYC Subway

TNA pulls bait and switch with Hulk Hogan in Impact main event

Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior charge exorbitant fees for convention appearance

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5 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week VII"
  1. Peter says:

    Virgil selling merchandise in a NYC subway is sad to me, but I believe it. I met him 10 years ago at a wrestling convention and he wasn’t very coherent, and he was like begging me to get his autograph. Of course I did, but there was something off about him, and not like in a funny Iron Sheik way, but more in a like a “Why hasn’t anyone helped this guy?” way.

  2. Lyle says:

    Just a suggestion, maybe you should allow people to cast their votes in the comment section.

  3. Nick Nutter says:

    Can I just nominate TNA? I’ve tried REALLY really hard to stay with them since 2004, but I just don’t see them GOING anywhere anymore.

  4. The Fox says:

    I’ll make this one quick:

    Jobbing of Kofi

    Fandango

    Donald Trump as HOF inductee

    IWC taunts Virgil for selling memorabilia on NYC subway

    Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior charge exorbitant fees for convention appearance

  5. Bone White says:

    Will Donald Trump’s hair get a separate HOF slot in a few years time?

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