[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week III

9 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 13:06

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

Last Week’s Rankings

1. Cena’s Raw Promo [-]

2. “No Name Calling Week” [-]

3. Steelhorse [-]

4. WWE disses Ryder [5]

5. Miz as a babyface [4]

6. Rock/MLK [-]

7. Bully/Brooke [1]

8. Khali/Horny/Nattie [2]

9. Divas division [-]

10. Taz turns [-]

11. Vickie Guerrero [15]

12. Seat Fillers [-]

13. Trent Baretta released [-]

14. Aces and Eights [7]

15. Ziggler can’t beat Cena [3]

NEW NOMINEES
The Rock becomes WWE Champion
John Cena wins the Royal Rumble
Internet overracts to CM Punk losing WWE Title
Tensai dances in lingerie
Divas Lumberjill Showgirls Match
Great Khali sings Karaoke
Taz invokes “Higher Power” when speaking of Aces and 8s
Intercontinental Cup announced, then cancelled
Sunny arrested for sixth time in four months
WWE cancels Are You Serious?
Pay news sites “guaranteed” names for Rumble (Carlito, Shelton, et al)
TNA promotes Jeff Hardy for UK tour, knowing he can’t go
Tony “FOR THE PIN” Dawson replaces Scott Stanford

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9 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week III"
  1. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    I feel like “Tony Dawson replaces Scott Stanford, tries to go “for the win”” should be a nominee, but I voted anyways.

  2. Mr Z says:

    Was I the only one who thought it was ridiculous when Del Rio was taped to the rope, got the KO punch from Big Show, but his head didn’t go down afterward. If you’re knocked out you go limp, stop holding your head up. I admit it was minor, but it really stood out to me. Ought to be on the list.

  3. ReallyPeteGas says:

    lesner “breaks mr. mcmahon’s hip”

  4. Fraser Buchanan says:

    There really should be an easier way to vote for the power crappings. I can understand fears about spamming, but maybe having a system where crappers could email you once to make sure they are not the same person down voting Cena 45 times in a row would work. As it stands now, it’s kinda hard for the casual viewers like myself to contribute…Also, the Rumble seemed a little lackluster this year and if I’m not mistaken, it’s the first time that it has NOT been the main event of the evening. That was a mistake in my opinion.

  5. Hamada says:

    He was never in my fav 5 but I always liked Cena. It’s not his fault they book him the way they do. And ever since diihntcg the jorts for the camo gear I’ve begun to like him even more. I seriously hope his match with Kane brings blood back to the WWE I can totally see Cena fucking up Kane with a chair or the steps and having Kane covered in blood laughing hysterically. THAT’S how the match should end WWE

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