[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week II

4 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 12:40

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

Last Week’s Rankings
1. Brooke Hogan/Bully Ray Tie the Knot
2. The Great Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya Trifecta From Hell
3. Dolph Ziggler Can’t Beat John Cena
4. The Miz as a Babyface (Vote Update: “New Nature Boy” schtick will tie in with any votes this week)
5. WWE Disses Zack Ryder….Again (Vote Update: Big Show squash job ties in)
6. Hulk Hogan Claims a $50M Match With John Cena Was in the Works
7. Aces and Eights (Taz’s heel turn will count as separate)
8. Ric Flair, Senile and Without Purpose
9. Raw 20 Disappoints
10. Alberto Del Rio as a babyface
11. Superstar Billy Graham Rips CM Punk
12. CM Punk vs. The Rock
13. Todd Keneley
14. Theodore Long
15. Vickie Guerrero

NEW NOMINEES
The Steelhorse Vachon Incident
Taz Turns Heel
The Thinned-Out Divas Division (Kaitlyn reduced to facing Aksana, Alicia Fox, w/ Tamina next in line)
WWE Promotes “No Name Calling Week” on Social Media
John Cena’s Ending Promo from Raw
WWE releases Trent Baretta
Revelation That WWE Uses Seat-Fillers for TV Shows
Vince McMahon Flubs Line in CM Punk Segment
The Rock Compares Himself to Martin Luther King Jr

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4 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week II"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    For those who don’t know, Steelhorse Vachon is an indy worker who CALLED THE COPS ON HIS OPPONENT for “going off-script”.

  2. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    im stuck between “Taz Turns Heel” “John Cena’s Ending Promo from Raw” n “Revelation That WWE Uses Seat-Fillers for TV Shows”. but since i cant stand Cena ill vote that one.

  3. Derrick Cannon says:

    Number one for me is definitely the Steel Horse Vachon incident. I guess kayfab truly does not have a limit.
    At the number two spot, I’m voting for the Rock comparing himself to MLK. The fact that this was not either cut out, put in, or included in the Rock’s promo in any possible fashion, is just as classless as CM Punk comparing himself to God. While CM Punk is definitely not God, I can’t imagine how the Rock is in any way similar to MLK.
    Number three is John Cena’s raw address. While I enjoyed the ending and prelude to the rumble, the opening could not have been any more random. The promo spot by Cena pretty much put stereotypes on an entire audience. It is this sort of stereotype that we need to strive away from as wrestling fans and it is a shame that WWE wants it’s posterboy to encourage such typecasting or fan stereotypes.
    Number 4 for me is the Impact Wrestling wedding of Brooke and Bully. Which goes with my number 5 pick. Tazz’s heel turn.

  4. The Fox says:

    1. WWE Releases Trent Baretta. Why would they do this? Trent was awesome, despite never getting used. When I did see his matches, it made me want to see more matches. They totally wasted a good talent, and that’s very depressing.

    2. WWE Disses Zack Ryder… Again. He worked hard to get his push, and they killed it by having him feud with a newly-remasked Kane, and he was utterly squashed back to jobber status. Seeing him continue to get ignored by creative is depressing.

    3. Great Khali – Hornswoggle – Natalya Trifecta From Hell. Natalya’s probably the best female wrestler on WWE’s roster, yet they do THIS with her? How about they just let her have matches? That would be a far better use of her talents than having her in an angle (… is it even an angle?) with Khali and Hornswoggle.

    4. Revelation that WWE Uses Seat-Fillers At Live Shows. Now that’s just disgraceful.

    5. The Rock Compares Himself To Martin Luther King Junior. No. Just… no. What do they have in common? Why would someone make a promo comparing The Rock to Martin Luther King Jr.? It makes no sense!

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