[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 13:07

Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting.

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst.

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

 

NOMINEES

WWE
-CM Punk vs. The Rock for the WWE Championship
-Dolph Ziggler can’t beat John Cena
-Alberto Del Rio’s face turn
-Teddy Long: what is his purpose?
-Daniel Bryan, “goat-faced” comedy act
-Vince’s limo explosion making the Raw20 Vehicular Highlights
-Ric Flair reduced to senile comedy….more than usual
-AJ Lee reduced to background role that Cena makes fun of
-The Rock Concert
-Raw20 lacked many guest appearances and surprises
-The Miz as a babyface
-The Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya trifecta from hell
-3MB
-Vickie Guerrero
-Zack Ryder continues to receive little acknowledgement from WWE
-CM Punk remains a heel, when fans just want to cheer him
-Billy Graham publicly denounces CM Punk
-Trent Baretta released

TNA
-Bully Ray/Brooke engagement
-Aces & Eights
-Joseph Park, ESQ
-TNA reduces PPV schedule, adds taped PPVs to calendar
-Todd Keneley, announcer
-King Mo yet to wrestle despite hype
-Hulk Hogan claims he had $50M match with John Cena planned

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2 Responses to "[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!"
  1. John Darc says:

    Joseph Park is, for someone who barely cares about TNA, great.

    What is this list supposed to even be?

  2. IC says:

    Yeah, I have no idea what this list is either, sounds like all current angles.
    Do we decide which are the crappiest because a lot of these are good.

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