NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

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“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR SWEAT! WELL, HOGAN, WE’LL SEE HOW YOU HANDLE BIG BOSSMAN INSIDE THE CAGE TONIGHT! THAT’S *REAL* JUSTICE, WITHOUT INTERVENTION FROM THE GLADHANDING SUITS! WHADDYA THINK OF *THAT*, MCMAHON?!”

At least, that’s what I was hoping he’d say.

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7 Responses to "NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    I wish he HAD said that.

  2. Chris Hollywood says:

    Technically the government shut down all “nonessential” services. Also how does a pro wrestler and politician not realize how important image is. I can’t take a word he says seriously with that haircut.

  3. John says:

    Or how I hate it when an announcer is getting paid and he sleepwalks on the job like The Body did on most of the WCW ppv’s. (Granted most of them sucked but that’s beside the point.)

  4. Tim says:

    Next time, Jesse weighs in on “Chico” Santana and the issue of illegal immigration.

  5. hobu0 says:

    This entire article, comments included, literally made me spit out my coffee. Pure fucking gold.

  6. twilite_rider says:

    Doc Brown had a brother? Or no wait… I mean Christopher Lloyd had a younger brother?

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