NEWS: Well, He IS a Freebird, but What’s Her Excuse?

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In the category of things that make ya go, “blerrghargghahrgh”, former Major League Wrestling owner-turned-WWE writer Court Bauer is alleging that longtime company staffer/freelance wedding singer Michael Hayes is currently off the road for allegedly supplying a troubled Rosa Mendes with grampy’s old cough medicine.

Gotta thank David Kocotos for compiling this timeline of allegations that would make Maury Povich salivate. If there’s anyone honest enough to pen a memoir of the HD-era WWE, it’s Chris Masters. I imagine it’d be Bob Holly’s book – insight on the Attitude Era + insight on who the biggest delinquents are in the ‘Let’s Keep a Clean Image’ era.

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9 Responses to "NEWS: Well, He IS a Freebird, but What’s Her Excuse?"
  1. THE Jeffry Mason says:

    In related news, WWE has rehired Dok Hendrix to temporarily replace Hayes.

  2. John says:

    It was also reported that Hayes was seen going after recently divorced Sack of Flour. He approached the TNA star and slurred, “How about some sugar, baby.” He then vomited repeatedly in a corner while singing, “Badstreet” and then went looking for a jar of the infamous Freebird Cream for what purposes no one knows.

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    AND there goes the Freebirds for the Hall of Fame 2014…

  4. James says:

    It’s all a work to give him time to film that new Free Birds movie….wait, it’s not about the wrestlers, but some lame CGI cartoon about turkeys wanting to end Thanksgiving?

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