WWF,
Late 90's
Wrestling is often called a sideshow;
indeed, the professional wrestling of today actually has its roots
in carnivals of years gone by. Apparently, the Vinces (Russo
and McMahon) felt it would be wise to return to these days of
old, and came up with a band of sideshow misfits known as The
Oddities.
Roll Call, Please:
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Giant Silva,
who actually did look not unlike a sideshow freak. |
| He
was incredibly big.
He
was big and...ummm...well, did I mention that he was big?
Him
big, BIG man!
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And then there
was Kurrgan, who was also big.
And ... ummm ... not much else.
He did wear funny clothes, though. |
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were led in the ring by Golga, who just happens to
be our old pal John Tenta, aka Earthquake
and Shark!
He wore a mask which made his head look disfigured.
And he was a big South Park fan (back when that was a cool
thing to be). |
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And what sideshow
would be complete without everyone's favorite weirdo, Luna
Vachon? |
| Heck, even the original freak
joined the Oddities - none other than George "The
Animal" Steele. |

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To
make matters even more bizarre, the Insane Clown Posse
showed up with some crappy
song... |
| ...which made the oddities
sing and dance about. |

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The
Oddities were originally a heel tandem, headed up by the Jackyl
(later known as ECW's Cyrus). They were quickly turned face and
paired with Sable.
They
didn't last long. There were problems
with ICP almost from the beginning, and Sable...well, we all
know what happened with her. Of course, there are other
theories as well.
Or
it could have been the simplest reason of all - quite frankly,
this was a horrible idea. Golga was the only guy in the group
with any experience, and, since he was John Tenta, did everything
he could to make it work.
But
when you're given the gimmick of being a sideshow freak, the odds
are more than a little stacked against you.